Originally Posted By friendofdd "I'll get you back for that, Peter Pan", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
Originally Posted By friendofdd << spoken in a muffled voice from a bag A cargo ship is traveling from the US to Europe with a cargo of various consumer goods. The journey is proceeding on schedule, until suddenly, right in the middle of the Atlantic, they encounter a bad squall and some of the containers at the rear of the ship get washed overboard. Quite aside from the loss of the cargo, this is also a problem because the ship's load is now severely unbalanced and in these rough seas they can't take on enough ballast to compensate. The captain orders his crew to move all the forward containers of beauty soap aft, which should get them back to level. The crew get to work, and when they're done the bo'sun reports in. "Did you move it all?" asks the captain. "Aye, sir, we've left no Tone unsterned."
Originally Posted By disneygurl *sounds the alarm* **Whoomp** *Whoomp**!! We caught arrselves a prisner! Arr!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Fer someone 'ats a bit suspicious of me, ye sure do hang around quite a bit friendofdd. Fancy a game o mumbly-peg?
Originally Posted By friendofdd Has been me dream to hijack a pirate ship. Now having done so, and cutting meself from the bag, I chooses to walk the plank on me own and bid ye adieu.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Why, that friendofdd is a Son of a Biscut Eater! Alright you sprogs! Get a handle on 'im!
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle ...arrr.. thar be a lot a orderin' and deck swabbin' goin 'round here fer scurvy pirates...we needz a be makin' up "articals" and divy-in' up shares a' booty... (and a little wenchin and drinkin' a round Port Royal never hurt a body either...arr e arr arr) desk swabbin' fer them pressed navy sailors what ain't turned priate yet...
Originally Posted By disneygurl I agree with yew Blacksheep...Missy Flint has dun her share of swabbin!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Arr Bart, where'd ya larn to talk, we's can hardly understan ye! Har Har Har. help yesself ta that wench Orddu down below. I think she's been a bit seasick though. We got a good crew here but I needs another mate to sign on. Got a special job fer 'em. Rum rations after ye steals me sumthin. Kin ye get me a dalmation?
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Avast ye, scurvy dog. Don't be laying a hand on me, or you'll be facing the bite of my cutlass!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate An since friendofdd has a walked the plank, yer can all go an loot his ship, that sorry lookin vessel. What's it called?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Ahoy, Mean Old Pirate! I'm ready fer me sea-worthiness test. Brought along me trusty #2 pencil.
Originally Posted By disneygurl Ha Ha! You scum underestimate Missy Flint! She will keehaul all yer yeller bellied hides all over this here deck!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Aye bear. If ye be brave enough. I needs ta replenish the snack bar. Go an find us some PIRATES BOOTY an report back here.
