Originally Posted By chickendumpling Ahoy, Cap'n! Yer timely reappearin' surely saved me soul! PiratePete01 and some other hands were fixin' to have me kiss the gunner's daughter for killin' yer topic. I owe ye me life Cap'n. Do ye be havin' a job fer me so's I kin show me thanks?
Originally Posted By jaycub <<an if thar be any complaints about yer names, yer a-walkin the plank!>> Arrrr, that be a sneaky trick ye ol' bilge-rat. Thar be few mates who've called me such a name without visiting Davey Jone's Locker. To be sure it ain't the worst name I've been called, but I was hopin' for better. Ye be takin' risks cap'n, and I likes ta see that! I likes the cut of yer jib! Hoist the Jolly Roger and we'll plunder the seven seas. Yer mate- Jacob with the bad crawfish breath
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo >>an if thar be any complaints about yer names, yer a-walkin the plank!<< Aye, Aye, Captain. (Guess ah hav' to start practicin' my "Ay, carumba!")
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland XV.VI.MMV Sleeping Beauty Castle, Kingdom of Fantasyland, Holy Churroian Empire LET IT BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND that piracy has been condemned by the government of the Holy Churroian Empire and by the Holy Churroian Church. Piracy, by its very nature is robbery and murder, and therefore will not be tolerated within the boundaries of the Holy Churroian Empire which include the following: The whole of Disneyland Park excluding the free snacking zones approved by the Emperor of the Holy Churroian Empire, various embassies to the Holy Churroian Empire, Dole Square, the Enchanted Tiki Room (the United Front of Dole Whips). The Esplanade Downtown Disney District, excluding the unoccupied buffer zone located at Ralph Brennan's Jazz Kitchen and the areas of the district occupied by popcornian and free snacking rebels (Compass Books, Starabilias, Rainforest Cafe). Sunshine Plaza, Hollywood Pictures Backlot, and the Golden State (including the northern extremities of the Paradise Pier region). The Grand Californian Hotel (Papal Apartments) The Disneyland Hotel Effective immediately, the Holy Churroian Empire shall enact and enforce the following consequences of any participating in an act of piracy: * 350 consecutive ride-throughs of the Fantasyland Institution for Human Torture (it's a small world) * Imprisonment for an undetermined length in the dungeons of Saint Aurora's Basilica (Carousel Theatre, Tomorrowland) * 75 consecutive ride-throughs of the Critter Country Asylum (the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh) * And an option reserved for the Emperor of the Holy Churroian Empire to add more to this punishment if the needs presents itself, which the Emperor shall decide. FURTHERMORE, in accordance with the Constitution of the Holy Churroian Empire and Holy Canon, the Grand Council of the Holy Churroian Empire hereby authorized the King of the Churros of Frontierland to deploy the naval vessels "Mark Twain" and "Columbia" for the protection of Churroian territorial waters and to deploy the second and third armies of the Churroian National Defense Force to all border areas. So ordered and promulgated. David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland CMHC
Originally Posted By Kimrue ^^^^ We all gots too much time on Rrr' hands sez I!!!! 5foot2 eyeza blue, but don't let it fools ya'...I'm as haggered of a sea wench as the rests of ya' bilge rats! I humbley asks ya for my pirate name ya mean ol' pirate!!!
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk LOL iluvdisneylnd! I prefer my other pirate name, but Ey-eye captain. Avast, sounds like there might be a mutany at hand (watch out for jayclub). Yo Ho
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>LET IT BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND that piracy has been condemned by the government of the Holy Churroian Empire and by the Holy Churroian Church.<< Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Arrrrr. Signed, Cookie
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 <<Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Arrrrr.>> LOL.....Arrrrr, tis true Cookie. Drink up me hearties! <~~~Mad Jack
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Who needs a churro anyway, when it be gold we's after! Arggg, Arggg! Signed, Agnes Deadbones
Originally Posted By Slimshanks Belay that talk Cardinal,them be fightin' words ya lily livered scallywag! I`d jus' like t' be seein' ye an' yer churro-filled friends try t' take us in a battle ya lily livered bilge rat! Ya scurvy cur whut deserves the black spot says I.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Holy Churroian Navy and Army do not treat a bunch of rowdy Disney fans wearing eye patches and riding a cardboard ship as a threat worthy of battle. Rather, we prefer the game of bounty hunter...
Originally Posted By Pirate Pete01 Churroian navy sank as someonme pulled the plug and they sank, as for the churroian Army....he quit!
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle but doesn't the Churrioan Navy conduct operations exclusively in a deep fryer??? I mean Churros don't float in plain old water do they???
Originally Posted By Slimshanks AAAAARRRRR!!!! Indeed, a churro boat dasn't float fer long me hearty! I say t' th' ships! We can take these nay good royal impostors. Our captain be fiercer. Our swords be sharper. Our bellies be hungrier on accoun' o' they's nay stuffed full of churros! Wha' say ye, Cap'n? No quarter given these horn swollgin' scallywag says I! What say ye, Captain? We be ready t' swashbuckle at yer command!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Oh, Captain, Me Captain. 'ere in th' world be ye? Th' tide o' International celebration be rapidly approachin' an' I be without sea dog shipmates. Who be i gonna talk buccanneery t' if ye aren`t around?
