Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <--- ready to set sail away from a world where churros win elections.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate So, the Kar2oonMan hisself has a shewed up. Thinks he can pass the test ta be one of me crew. Let me think. We need a jolly roger fer this here ship. Go an git one.
Originally Posted By disneygurl Carefull 2oony!! Remarks like that will get yew flogged on this here vessel!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate There'll be no floggin regardin the contents o this here snack bar!
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Speakin' o snack bars, me thinks I'll head below and get me some pirate fare.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan I'm back, cap'n! Best I could do was this here menu from the Jolly Roger coffee shop across from Disneyland. It'll look swell flyin' up thar above the crow's nest! Oh, and I pilfered a handful of after dinner mints, and some toothpicks (in case o' emergency, we can build a raft out of 'em).
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Arrrr...Would you like some Salmagundi (a dish of chopped meat, eggs, anchovies, onions and anything else the cook can throw in; a piratical delicacy) and a nipperkin (a small drink) 'o rum?
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Jes pathetic! An you wanna call yerself a pirate! do I smell root beer on yer breath? I'll let ya onboard, but yer gonna hafta be the cook. So we'll call ya "Cookie"
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate An now lets be clear. All dogs on ship are the property o the first mate. No exceptions unless ya want ta help me clean me gun from the barrel end har har har
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear Aye bear. If ye be brave enough. I needs ta replenish the snack bar. Go an find us some PIRATES BOOTY an report back here.<< Aye, Cap'n! Off'n I's go! *Grabs rope, swings off ship ala Errol Flynn*
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate First mate, I'm goin ta have some quality time with our hostage. Yer in charge above decks.
