Originally Posted By Sara Tonin The funniest fart machine thing is to stick the fart machine in a toddler's overalls...takes em awhile to figure out where that's coming from.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>stick the fart machine in a toddler's overalls...takes em awhile to figure out where that's coming from.<< oh, that is sooo cruel!!! <--removes Mouse Ears as a sign of great respect. what hijack?
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS <-------has been to the Hojo's jacuzzi jello shots party thank you very much!!
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin The funniest thing about the toddler fart machine gag is to give his older sisters the remote...they almost puked with laughter...
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight omgI have a remote control fart machine too!! LOL I love it! It's fun to slip into an unsuspecting female family member or friends purse just befor you go out shopping. Im just sayin'.
Originally Posted By tashajilek i wanna have a jello shot partay!!! okm so cxonfirmed its an actual fart machine. I used to do it the old fashioned way and use a whoopie cushion and go behind ppl in high school but man a fart machine would have come in handy. Are there diff farts like squeekers or wet ones?
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin Somebody obscounded with mine...and my experience was...let's see...Julius is seven now so...about 5 or 6 years ago so fart machines, I'm sure, have advanced a lot in the last few years...so this is a better question for Lady S. <<<<is in no way campaigning for "crazyist LPer"
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>Are there diff farts like squeekers or wet ones?<< of course! that way, if the windows are open you can sneak in a real one and no one will notice.
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin ^^^^campaining to be the least likely lper to be offered a ride home?
Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE Think we need a strong Westwind to blow in tonite to save Disney from all dat funny haze, from that dang fangled fart poppin machine , once it gets going it's hard to stop, hmmm...wonder if by sticking that machine in the jacuzzi maybe it'll give off air bubbles, hey a lil sprinkling of pixie dust and we could send them all to good ole Stockton..with the westwinds help .ha ha ha..now keep dem mouse ears on in stockton, , they'll be a lil rumbling going on in those bubbles, keep your windows closed now, no use trying to send them up here to canada, they'll freeze along the way, guaranteed...ha ha ha...: )
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs <<999HAUNTS: <-------has been to the Hojo's jacuzzi jello shots party thank you very much!!>> I forgot that MamaHaunts has been here a long time...long, long time...loooooooooooooooooong, looooooooooooooooooooooong time...she's seen people come and go...watching time go by... Actually, you've only beaten me by six months
Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE Well , news just in , Winds have steered those gassey bubbles far away from stockton, They have now being spotted Soaring over Norway, way up by the Wonderful Northeren lights, what a Spectular arrangement of colours was seen by Dem Vikings another Aurialis..seems this gassey post has been given a clean Air billing, signing out of this post now.. Cheerio from the tink-mobile reporting from Cloverdale BC..until the next sequence of events, good nite from tink-mo-bile...tv...
Originally Posted By TXDISNEYNERD My DH has one of those remote control farting machines and has taken it to the mall with a friend and they took turns filming each other using it and the crazy looks they got. <-- Thinks she is going to have to try it on her 3 year old now.
Originally Posted By tashajilek "of course! that way, if the windows are open you can sneak in a real one and no one will notice" hmmm i think you might notice the diff LOL unless those machines somehow release smell )
Originally Posted By iamsally >>>of course! that way, if the windows are open you can sneak in a real one and no one will notice<<< Well, I just caught myself thinking about this very thing. Like, at our age it is good for everyone to know we own a little machine so the real ones get lost in the crowd, (so to speak). And everyone knows it's the silent ones that are deadly.
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I often depend on creaky joints to cover the the other noises of approaching age.
