Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Church and Empire do not require allegiance to solely one snack. We allow our People to snack on what they choose, as long as they maintain their observance of the Most Holy Churro as their first choice and refrain from eating Satan's Food - popped corn.
Originally Posted By DlandDug <--- puts down Turkey Leg (mmmmmmmmm) long enough to make yet another observation. >>Post #199 cmpaley Sun, 12/28/2003 9:12p [NOTE TIME] Dlandug, I DEFY you to show any RECENT post where we demand people to wear fealty only one snack. You are SO last year! Post #200 cmpaley Sun, 12/28/2003 9:13p [NOTE TIME] My dear Churroian friends, We implore you to use the standard strategy for dealing with enemies of the Empire. IGNORE THEM!<< Apparently regular consumption of fried-dough-and-granulated-sugar causes some sort of bizarre mental state that makes its devotees forget from one minute to the next what they are being ordered to do. On one hand the Turkey Leg Insurgents (that's me!) are dealt with by name and in a very precise manner. Yet only ONE MINUTE LATER (the only time required, I may add,to scarf down fried-dough-and-granulated-sugar) all are urged to "IGNORE THEM" (us). See the light. Flee the trap that has been laid for you. Join the resistance. Turkey Legs: The light they shed will blaze a trail to true snacking freedom. (And there is no need to add additional fuel before setting them ablaze!)
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>I DEFY you to show any RECENT post where we demand people to wear fealty only one snack. You are SO last year!<< This is a transparent effort to create the impression that your way of life does not involve forsaking all other snacks, along with friends, family and anything else that doesn't involve fried dough and granulated sugar. Yes, this year you claim (and I quote), "The Church and Empire do not require allegiance to solely one snack. We allow our People to snack on what they choose, as long as they maintain their observance of the Most Holy Churro as their first choice..." But what of next year? Since you obviously have re-crafted your position in the past, who is to say you will not do so again? Of course, when one considers the fact that excessive consumption of granulated sugar addles the average brain, there is the distinct possibility that you have simply FORGOTTEN your past position. And that the cycle will repeat itself. Must all who choose to snack within the dictates of their own free will face this endless repositioning from the leadership of the Church and Empire? Rise up and proudly cast down false snacks (preferably in the conveniently placed trash containers). Enjoy true snacking freedom! (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By DlandDug Oh...and when do we vote? Turkey Legs: The last hope of truly representative government.
Originally Posted By Labuda ">>The actual history of Churroia is rather interesting...<< I agree. Interesting in the same sense that turning over a large, flat rock is interesting." Hey now - turning over a large, flat rock CAN be interesting. You'll find all sorts of stuff under there that you likely wish you hadn't seen!!
Originally Posted By DlandDug Exactly. I have often thought that turning over a large flat rock must be very much the same as cleaning out those pits full of granulated sugar in the ODV carts at the end of the day. Seriously-- to any ODV cast member out there-- what is the most INTERESTING object found in the granulated sugar pit of the ODV carts at the end of the day? (I just hope and pray it isn't a Turkey Leg [mmmmmmmmmmmm].) Turkey Legs: Babies cry for them.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland What we do with the cinammon and sugar every day is the stuff of nightmares. Seriously people, a snacking faction that bases its whole being on attacking a peace-loving nation cannot be taken seriously. He puts words into our mouths, twists things we've said, and creates falsehoods that attempt to destroy the purity of the Church. I parallel his attacks to a snacking terrorist group.
Originally Posted By friendofdd LOL, ILD. When I see you with turkey leg grease all over your costume, I'll know you have been terrorized by a snack terrorist. Or that you have been selling turkey legs from a cart.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>He puts words into our mouths...<< I have never had any need to put words in your mouths. Your own words, extensively quoted and indexed, are sufficient to illustrate the danger of excessive devotion to any one snack. FOR EXAMPLE... >>iluvdisneyland Mon, 12/29/2003 11:35a Sorry... I'm in ODV, and when we make a batch of popcorn, it's stale like 2 seconds after it's dropped from the kettle... iluvdisneyland Fri, 1/2/2004 1:54p ...I have done popcorn wagons, and that stuff just does not stay fresh and hot even one minute after being dumped.<< So on Monday popcorn is stale in two seconds, and on Friday it take nearly a minute. If you must engage in these baseless attacks on good, wholesome, all-American snacks, at least try to keep your insults consistent. I am, of course, not surprised, having noted in the past the tragic consequences of granulated sugar consumption. First it is baseless attacks on other snacks, then attackes on their supporters. It's just so...sad.
Originally Posted By DlandDug ...and I am also not in the least surprised that you would equate food produced in an ODV cart with food that is stale and dreadful. Those fried-frozen-dough-and-granulated-sugar monstrosities you cook up are pretty ghastly whatever their state (everyone pretty much understands that much). But to place POPCORN in the same category is a further indication of the deterioration of your no-doubt once fine, young, mind. NOW Turkey Legs (mmmmmmmmm) suffer no deterioration of any kind, once placed on stage. Any thought that they could have been allowed to grow "old" or "stale" is instantly erased when one realizes that, like all fine food products (wine, cheese, gourmet cuts of beef), they actually improve with age! Turkey Legs: The other auburn meat.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>I parallel his attacks to a snacking terrorist group.<< Terrorist? TERRORIST? That's a very serious term to use, especially in this day and age. I am very disturbed at the implications. If I were not a reasonable person, I would consider them fighting words. And would take some sort of action. Like...blowing up a certain "cathedral," or hacking into a private discussion group, or infiltrating a cadre of snacking fascists and introducing endorphins into their granulated sugar. Or worse. But that would be WRONG. So I won't even mention such things. I will, rather, remain the calm, sound-minded, voice of reason I have been all along. Turkey Legs: The Taliban hates them, too.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "So on Monday popcorn is stale in two seconds, and on Friday it take nearly a minute. If you must engage in these baseless attacks on good, wholesome, all-American snacks, at least try to keep your insults consistent." I rest my case. How long does it take you to figure out how, exactly, you are going to twist my words? "But to place POPCORN in the same category is a further indication of the deterioration of your no-doubt once fine, young, mind." You have never met me in person, therefore you are not in a position to make that sort of judgment of me.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland III.I.MMIV Saint Pixie's Basilica, Holy Hub of Disneyland/ Court of the Angels, Kingdom of New Orleans Square/ Dole Courtyard, Kingdom of Adventureland Friends, The first of a new year is upon us, and it is a time for celebration! As a Holiday gift to the United Front, the Holy Empire of the Divine Churro, recognizing the soveriegnty of the United Front of Dole Whips, and its need and right of soveriegn territory, hereby designates the entire Southern portion of the Kingdom of Adventureland as the United Front of Dole Whips. The Churroian Pontiff and I have decided that the major borders shall exist as follows: there is one major thoroughfare through Adventureland, and it shall act as an international trade route and the eastern border of the United Front. The new United Front of Dole Whips shall include the separation from Main Street, U.S.A. into Adventureland (Adventureland Square), Dole Courtyard, Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room, the Adventureland waterways (Jungle Cruise), the Temple of the Forbidden Eye (formerly the capitol of Adventureland), and West Side Lookout (Tarzan's Treehouse). The Northern boundary shall be a straight line from the Riverbelle Terrace to the farthest extremities of Tarzan's Treehouse. On behalf of the Churroian Pontiff, I bid you happy holidays, and welcome to the community of snacking nations. The Holy Empire of the Divine Churro hereby formally recognizes the government of the United Front as legitimate and democratic and wishes to open trade, peace, and mutual protection conventions with the government of the United Front. Happy holidays, and Churro bless. His Eminence, David Cardinal Iluvdisneyland -Cardinal of the Most Holy Churro -Archbishop of the East Side -Director of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith -President of the Imperial Senate of the Empire
Originally Posted By Elderp "You have never met me in person,..." My wife and I looked for you on New Year's Eve but didn't find you.
