Originally Posted By DlandDug >>What you're saying is that the whole 'snacking wars' are based on the Churroians being the villains that everyone must come together and defeat.<< EXACTLY! churroans=villains. Couldn't have stated it more succinctly myself. (Note that churros themselves are actually a benign snack, which true lovers of SNACKING FREEDOM would never confuse with a...a...a... ...group set apart with a specific agenda.)
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>Its like when they finally give up on the Turkey Leg and take it out from those heat lamps and throw them away.<< I think you may be confusing those tasty, tasty Turkey Legs with the deep fried dough sticks sold by other ODV carts. Those things go bad within minutes of being removed from their greasy bath of heated up cooking oil and Lord-knows-what-else. Turkey Legs, like fine wines and certain cheeses actually IMPROVE with age. It is rumored that there are Turkey Legs that were hand selected by Walt Disney himself quietly "steeping" within the bowels of New Orleans Square. The thought just makes me all tingly.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "bowels" What an excellent and appropriate way to describe those awful, salt-caked things.
Originally Posted By quincytoo >>>Turkey Legs quietly "steeping" within the bowels of New Orleans Square<<< Thats explains the grisly part of the haunted Mansion graveyard scene....Turkey legs are in it.... notice how skinny the HM dog is???, Even HE has the good sense not to touch those oversalted processed chemicals on a leg
Originally Posted By friendofdd Anybody here ever tried a Dole Whip or a pickle after it's been sitting under a heat lamp?
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Hey, Fresh Churros like those sold at the San Diego County Fair are great... But when folks are told NOT to eat Popcorn at Disneyland.. PHOOEY!!!!!
Originally Posted By DlandDug Exactly, DarkBeer. And may I say, as the last of this nation's fireworks are still crackling in my ears, how proud and grateful I am to live in a country where all can enjoy TRUE snacking freedom? There are some (who shall be nameless) who mutter through granulated sugar encrusted lips that they are devoted to all snacks. But they are merely speaking out of a delrium born of standing too close to vats of hot oil-and-who-knows-what-else. It is here, in the DRFSP that true snacking freedom is celebrated, not just on one special day of the year, but all year 'round. God bless America! God bless LP! And God bless SNACKING FREEDOM!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "who mutter through granulated sugar encrusted lips that they are devoted to all snacks." The Universal Church nor Her Empire has never claimed that they are devoted to all snacks. Our devotion is to the one, true snack - the Disneyland Churro.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Wasn't there some cautionary warning during World War II about "Granulated sugar encrusted lips sink ships?" I suppose it could happen...
Originally Posted By DlandDug AND the true danger of excessive granulated sugar consumption should be evident to all who note that the topic devoted to churros is the longest thread on record with VIRTUALLY NO CONTENT! It is simply the spewed forth ravings of brains traumitized by granulated sugar delirium. Let that be a cautionary warning to all who are contemplating their next snack in the Happiest Place on Earth!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Let that also prove that the Churro is by far the dominant snackfood of the Disneyland Resort.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Dominant it might be... but not the most popular LP Snack of 2004! (That's statistical, NOT anecdotal. Heh, heh, heh.)
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland If you're going by popularity, Churros won by a small margin. With technicalities, however, the outcome was somewhat different. It is my hope that next year's Snackie Awards Panel will ease up on the rules slightly.
Originally Posted By friendofdd I hope they ease up a lot. I want to expand to DLR so Wetzels Pretzels can be entered. They are so good that churroians will switch over to being Wetzelonians in a heartbeat.
