Originally Posted By DlandDug Sorry to hear you have been less-than-glittery of late, Pixie Glitter. I would recommend what I had tonight-- a delicious order of Cosmic Apple Wedges with warm caramel sauce. Mmmmmmm!
Originally Posted By quincytoo <--- is shaken ((loves to be stirred))) by Dugs wit and incredible way he has with words. is afraid that he will make sport with her own beloved name because of all the very few slurs that she has, in jest and good will,.... secertly wonders what he could do with her name?????
Originally Posted By DlandDug Anagram analysis is often defeated by TWO factors: 1. Lack of available letters (ie: the ONLY anagram of "dlanddug" is "dud gland"; 2. Presence of letters that are too limited (ie "x" and..."Q!"). This means that a word like, oh, say, "quincytoo" MUST have one word that automatically eats up two letters (q" AND "u"). So I find myself toying with such odd phrases as : QUIT YO' CON, and QUIT ON COY, neither of which makes much sense. (And all this from a person who was able to successfully laud the virtues of Turkey Legs for two solid months!)
Originally Posted By DlandDug Ah...but what of TURKEY LEGS? Why, anagram analysis here yields a veritable epic! Yes, Turkey Legs, the snack that not only nourishes, but inspires! If that last churro or box of popcorn has left you with a SLY GUT REEK, and the thought of YE SLUG TREK through other DLR snacks leaves you feeling like EL RUSTY KEG, try the one snack that can ease your pain. No, not churros, whose GLUEY TREKS through LYE KEG RUST will lead you on a RUSTY STREEK. Nor popcorn, born of ELK RYE GUTS will help. Ask any child! Popcorn? TYKES GRUEL. Churros? Handled improperly, TYKES LUGER. No, if your little one is falling apart in the park, the right snack can be a TYKES GLUER. But enough of this TURKS ELEGY. You know what I am talking about. No SULKY EGRET can provide them. No LUSTY GREEK could resist. I speak of the one, the only... TURKEY LEGS! (And that's enough from this SULTRY GEEK.)
Originally Posted By Elderp "And DOLE WHIPS? HOWLED SIP! (or DE SHIP OWL.)" What about..... DLs Pie Ow! Warning you about stale pies...or Ship lowed. So that you will always lower your head while entering in those jungle cruise boats... Lo Dew Hips? Reminding people how silly they look in baggy pants at the Oasis... Hi Wes pole! The name of the guy on the top of the pole..... See Dole Whips are always looking out for you.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The Universal Church would respectfully like to point out that DLandDug proved the Church's point (thanks, Doug!) - that popcorn is a disgusting, vile, and substance dedicated to corrupting the minds of unsuspecting park Guests.
Originally Posted By DlandDug iluvdisneyland said: >>...popcorn is a disgusting, vile, and substance dedicated to corrupting the minds of unsuspecting park Guests.<< Whereas churros apparently affect one's sense of style, grammar, and syntax! Turkey Legs, on the other hand, simply put people into a pleasant, blissfull sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee eeeeeeee eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee e
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin And THAT'S when the commies will take over...or they sugar hyped churro people.
Originally Posted By Chedstro Perhaps this would be the right time to mention something I saw while watching the Food Channel the other night. They were visiting a popcorn company (I think Popcorn World or something like that.) These people have developed a new snack. A paper cone filled with popcorn....with a churro in the middle. Any comments? Cindy
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland VI.IX.MMIV The Great Basilica of Saint Pixie, Holy Hub City, Holy Churroian Empire // A RELEASE FROM THE CONGREGATION FOR THE DOCTRINE OF THE FAITH // The Holy Churroian Doctrine states that corn is popped in the bowels of hell, and as such it is the snackfood of Satan himself. To defile the Most Holy Churro in such a way is blasphemous and treachery, and the Universal Church will employ all available resources in Its investigation of this event. Promulgated and authorized by HIS EMINENCE DAVID CARDINAL ILUVDISNEYLAND
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle >>I would recommend what I had tonight-- a delicious order of Cosmic Apple Wedges with warm caramel sauce. Mmmmmmm!<< glad to see Dug's snacking taste isn't completly deadened by consuming that 'Turkey Jerky on the Bone' that Disneyland offers...) ...and as soon as I can find a reason to venture into Tomorrowland I'll have some more of them nummy Deep Fried Apple Wedges (AKA Cosmic Apple Fries)...
Originally Posted By DlandDug Let it be stated here over and over again... The Democratic Republic of Free Snacking People is dedicated to SNACKING FREEDOM. ALL snacks (even nasty, taste-numbing deep fried dough sticks rolled in granulated sugar) are held in equal regard. Be it Turkey Legs, Dole Whips, Dill Pickles, Turkey Legs, Popcorn, Skewers, Turkey Legs, or Turkey Legs, all are deemed... ...delicious!
Originally Posted By DlandDug re: Post #557 Now, now... You have a whole big cathedral somewhere else around here to spout your bile. (Do I correctly understand that churros are actually deep fried in spouted bile?) So PLEASE try to keep these pronouncements restricted to those precincts.
