Originally Posted By DlandDug Did you get an order of those ambrosial apples, Blacksheep Uncle? Or were you, uh, distracted during your visit to the Park? Hmmm?
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle nope... outside of moving from one row to one closer to the front of the DLRR train at Tomorrowland Station we didn't set foot in Tomorrowaland all weekend...so no, no Deep Fried Apple Wedges for me
Originally Posted By friendofdd Do you ever wonder what has become of RealmOfDarkness? And wasn't there another larger-than-life figure that also gave the snack bigots a difficult time? Where did they go? Do they consider their work here complete?
Originally Posted By DlandDug This is one of the great, perplexing mysteries of LP. While pondering it, have a Turkey Leg.
Originally Posted By RealmOfDarkness Fear not, faithful ones, I still exist. I am a wanted revolutionary, sought after by the churro-chomping-imperialists, and as much as I want to stand up and spit in their dictator's face, I cannot allow myself to be captured by my enemies. Fear not! We will arise! We will embrace the world with the blanket of free snacking, and we will release the prisoners - the so-called 'churroian people' - so that they too may experience the joy I have when I enter Walt's gates and experience a cinammon roll, a box of popcorn, a frozen lemonade, a turkey leg, and a cotton candy within three hours of each other! Rest not, my friends. With vigilance comes victory! SNACKING FREEDOM!
Originally Posted By DlandDug Hmmm... Didja ever notice how Clark Kent is alway in the neighborhhod just BEFORE and AFTER Superman is around? Didja ever notice that, iluvdisneyland?
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo And how he always manage to save Lois Lane every time she falls off a building?
Originally Posted By DlandDug Well, there was the time that Lois Lane became convinced that Clark Kent was Superman. So... she arranged for the two of them to be alone on the top floor of the Daily Planet Building. And while keeping an eye firmly on Clark, she "stumbled" and fell out the window. Quick as a flash (and without taking time to change into his Superman costume), Clark swooped out the window, flew to Lois's side, and caught her in his arms. As he held her there, high above the streets of Metropolis, Lois laughed triumphly and said, "I knew you were Superman all along! Now I can write the story of my career, and everyone will know!" A few hours later, Perry White called Clark Kent to his office and asked where Lois Lane was. Clark shrugged his shoulders and said... "Didn't you hear? Lois fell out the window."
Originally Posted By cmpaley We again state for the record that Churroian laws do not apply to anyone except Churroians. A person becomes a Churroian of his or her own free will. If this "RealmofDarkness," or anyone else for that matter, wants to consume multiple snacks at the same time, We could not care any less.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland I am also upset at the unfounded accusation implied by DlandDug. I am Churroian, and I am loyal to the Church. This "RealmofDarkness" person is a joke. It is clearly one of those free-snacking-anarchists seeking to create unrest. And besides, I was posting to Chris' birthday thread at the time. I checked the post-times.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Hey, RealmOfDarkness! You've got them in a dither again. You go boy/girl!
Originally Posted By DlandDug Iluvdisneyland, I was talking to you about CLARK KENT and SUPERMAN. Here, have a Turkey Leg and sleep it off...
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "Iluvdisneyland, I was talking to you about CLARK KENT and SUPERMAN." Who are the same person, which was your original implication.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Why are you quoting old Motown lyrics? "Who are the same person/ Which was your original implication." Wasn't that sung by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles?
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear Well, I went to the Resort today, and noticed the turkey leg munching has not gone away. I thought they should have a turkey leg cruise on the Mark Twain. Three decks of people chewing. A vision, I say...
Originally Posted By DlandDug Mmmmmmmm. Three decks of Turkey Legs. Chief Wavesalot will actually climb down from his horse and swim across the Rivers of America for that!
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo >>Well, there was the time that Lois Lane became convinced that Clark Kent was Superman. So... she arranged for the two of them to be alone on the top floor of the Daily Planet Building. And while keeping an eye firmly on Clark, she "stumbled" and fell out the window. Quick as a flash (and without taking time to change into his Superman costume), Clark swooped out the window, flew to Lois's side, and caught her in his arms. As he held her there, high above the streets of Metropolis, Lois laughed triumphly and said, "I knew you were Superman all along! Now I can write the story of my career, and everyone will know!" A few hours later, Perry White called Clark Kent to his office and asked where Lois Lane was. Clark shrugged his shoulders and said... "Didn't you hear? Lois fell out the window."<< LOL! DlandDug, I never knew you had a wicked sense of humor! Do you have one of Batman?
