Originally Posted By DlandDug With Thanksgiving just days away, it is time for all Free Snackers to reflect on that which makes us thankful. Here in this happy place we call Disneyland, we are blessed with an abundance of yummy foods, lovingly prepared and ready at a moment's notice. So as you join your loved ones, pause a moment to reflect on how fortunate we are to enjoy our snack of choice. And also reflect on what a mighty loss it would be to bow to any tyrant who would strive to dictate how, when, and where, one may snack. A Holiday message from... TURKEY Leg Insurents.
Originally Posted By DlandDug And now that Thanksgiving is here, I trust all have enjoyed their TURKEY. Turkey Legs: Bringing families together since the days of the pilgrims.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>iluvdisneyland Tue 12/2/2003 5:54p II.XII.2003 St. Pixie's Basilica, Holy Hub/ Court of the Angels, Kingdom of New Orleans Square/ Cathedral of Our Lady of the Churros, Kingdom of Tomorrowland [FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE] The Universal Church of Most Holy Churro of Disneyland and the Holy Empire of the Divine Churro are enraged at the lack of respect of the Churroian Government...In recent weeks, we have witnessed a decline of respect for our institution, yet still maintain our own respect of various other snacking institutions. We demand that same respect in return.<< Say what? Granulated sugar has again addled your brain. Your baseless attacks on any other WHOLESOME snack offered in our beloved Disneyland has brought well deserved retribution upon you. From your clearly false statements about Turkey Legs (mmmmmmmm) to your most recent assault on that most American of snacks POPCORN (>>IV.XII.2003 ...Churros have sold over one million more servings than the dreaded, stale, satanic substance known as popcorn.), your own words condemn you. As always, I hold that any snack that doesn't consist only of fried dough and granulated sugar is good for you. And I do recognize that some other chemicals involved in churro preparation may have caused you some sort of mental lapse. But for goodness sake...think before you hit that "Submit" button! (Turkey Leg Insurgents) cc: Democratic Republic of Free Snacking People, United Front of Dole Whips
Originally Posted By FaMulan Son, You need to stop waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Have your breakfast and head off to school. And play nice with the other kids. Mom
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>I'll tell you were to put some dried dough.<< Hmmm. I am guessing this translates to "I'll tell you WHERE to put some FRIED dough." (Again, the "Submit" button is our friend only when we cooperate with grammar, syntax, and spelling). And where exactly would that place be? I shudder to contemplate that your implication has anything to do with the "hot" in "hot churros." Turkey Legs: The snack that sets you free!
Originally Posted By DlandDug (Fa, are you claiming kin to the churro kid? If so, for the sake of all of us, expand his diet to counter all that, uh, granulated sugar.)
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>Give him a little slack. He's been playing "I'm Dopey" lately.<< Well, that's certainly better than "hide the churro." (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By FaMulan DlandDug, Were you at the Golden Doobie Awards this past July? I found out I had a "son" I never knew existed. And that "son" turned out to be our dear little churro chomping drama queen. ;-)
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland DlandDug, usually I would find something like this slightly humorous, but for the Love of God, please STOP.
Originally Posted By DlandDug As I have said before, you have no power here. Now be off, before someone drops an ODV cart on your head. (And bear in mind we only tease people we actually like. If I ever STOP it will mean I have decided you are a humorless, pretentious, little pest.) (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By DlandDug I have wondered about that. Perhaps he can be viewed as a semi-legendary figure, like King Arthur, Moses, or Betty Crocker. You know--delivers a great truth and then vanishes into the mists of time. Or maybe he just got food poisoning from eating a churro... (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland "(And bear in mind we only tease people we actually like. If I ever STOP it will mean I have decided you are a humorless, pretentious, little pest.)" What is this "we?" I see no others. I see you. I do not find this funny. Stop now, or I will contact the administrators.
Originally Posted By DlandDug (The "we" I refer to is FaMulan and myself. Unlike some, I have no delusions of royalty. And what makes you think that administrators don't already keep an eye on these posts? This is the PLAYPEN. We are playing. And playing nicely.)
Originally Posted By quincytoo I thought it was very funny and all in good jest........until iluv spoke out about how he was feeling
Originally Posted By DlandDug The Democratic Republic of Free Snacking People hereby welcomes any and all present or former Churroian Senators, Ministers, Ambassadors, Pixies, Camp Followers, or Laggards who wish to hide out during the present constitutional crisis. They will be given the hospitality of the house (basically, any snack your heart desires, as long as you pay), and an opportunity to sample the awesome array of snacks that the Disneyland Resort offers. Just take care not to trip over the ODV churro cart in the corner. It used to be in front of the Castle, but it was dropped off here Sunday night. We are planning to convert it into a brood pen for immature Turkey chicks. (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By Elderp I say you convert it into one of those replicator thingys like on Star Trek and save the turkeys the embarassment of losing their legs in the first place. Save the Turkey!
