Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland We aren't exiling anyone, or anything like that. We're working to make the Empire more democratic in that the Senate would act as chief legislator.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Picard to replicator - "Turkey leg, hot, tasting like salty ham, imbedded in wax paper".
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>...save the turkeys the embarassment of losing their legs in the first place. Save the Turkey!<< No, no. The Turkeys that provide us with delicious Turkey Legs (mmmmmmm) are there by choice. Every morning a whole flock (get it?) of hopefuls have to be shooed away from the Ox Road gate. They just LOVE the whole process--and you would too. If you were a Turkey. (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>We aren't exiling anyone, or anything like that...<< And there was certainly no suggestion that either the Church OR Empire were doing anything like that. Just a broad welcome to anyone seeking asylum. You know... for people fleeing, um, oppression...er...being able to...uh...well... WELCOME FORMER CHURROIANS! (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By DlandDug iluvdisneyland: >>We're working to make the Empire more democratic in that the Senate would act as chief legislator.<< cmpaley: >>The EMPEROR shall have sole authority to enact any law, proclamation, decreee or order and may override the Senate at any time at His pleasure or whim...<< Noted. Turkey Legs: The snack that clears your head. (And sinuses.)
Originally Posted By Elderp Turkey Legs: The snack that clears your head. (And sinuses.) Question: Can Turkey Legs be used as smelling salts?
Originally Posted By cmpaley "iluvdisneyland: >>We're working to make the Empire more democratic in that the Senate would act as chief legislator.<< cmpaley: >>The EMPEROR shall have sole authority to enact any law, proclamation, decreee or order and may override the Senate at any time at His pleasure or whim...<< Noted." As it typical with enemies of Our Empire, you continue to quote Us out of context. That whim is rarely used.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Whether it is a rarely used whim or not, it is nonetheless the case that the "Emperor" has sole authority. That sorta makes the whole notion of a senate about as sensible as a trip to Disneyland without a Turkey Leg(mmmmmmmmm). Turkey Lags: The snack that won the West.
Originally Posted By DlandDug cmpaley: >>We also would like to take note that those who oppose the Empire are of such simplicity of mind (like a couple of idiots on afternoon drive on the radio here in LA) that they must resort to simplistic sloganeering. They are either intellectualy unable to make any points of logic or they are unwilling to do so.<< cmpaley: >>The opinions of those who think otherwise are hereby declared by Our Supreme Majesty to be unfounded and silly novelty.<< Noted. (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>Question: Can Turkey Legs be used as smelling salts?<< Well...they didn't do much for the Turkey... (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By Elderp "That sorta makes the whole notion of a senate about as sensible as a trip to Disneyland without a Turkey Leg(mmmmmmmmm)." What if the royalty used the Turkey Leg as a sceptre? JK. So what if we go through the whole day and don't have a Turkey Leg. What this refering to the consumption of a Turkey Leg or do we actually need to hold the Turkey Leg in our hand the whole day (like a major prize or something). If we waive the Turkey Leg to the dog at POTC will he give us the key? Can you tell I have had too many wierd cases tonight?
Originally Posted By Elderp "Well...they didn't do much for the Turkey..." So are you saying they anethisize the turkey before removing the legs. If not I think they were VERY much awake allready.
Originally Posted By DlandDug There is no need to anesthetize the Turkeys. The whole process by which we get Turkey Legs (mmmmmmmmm) is so delightful for the Turkeys that they are eager and happy the entire time, and cannot wait for their next opportunity. Indeed, Disneyland Turkeys routinely drive away the activists from PETA. Turkey Legs: The snack that won the West.
Originally Posted By DlandDug BTW--has there been any further news about the ODV churro cart that was discovered in the "spider hole" with Saddam Hussein? Just curious. (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By DlandDug <--- has just read the last batch of posts over at the Cathedral or Basilica or whatever that place is. I am beginning to understand why the Senators have been reluctant to gather lately... All I have to do is deal with Turkeys! (Just out of curiosity, when a churroian apostasizes, do they run the risk of being doused in hot oil and rolled in sugar? I could think of worse fates, actually...) (Turkey Leg Insurgents)
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<<BTW--has there been any further news about the ODV churro cart that was discovered in the "spider hole" with Saddam Hussein? Just curious.>>> ROFL!! Good to see you again, Doug!
Originally Posted By Elderp Actually having to spoken to his sweetness the emperor himself the fate is far worse. He has told me that they tie someone up on a boat on it's a small world and then half way through they quickly drain all the water. So the person is constantly bombarded with the dreaded theme song untill the person is ultimately driven insane.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>I try to bounce this thread to the bottom and it never works!<< That's because this topic has... (get ready for it) (here it comes!) (right down Fifth Avenue!!!) ...LEGS! Turkey Legs: You'll laugh yourself silly unless you choke to death first.
