Originally Posted By DlandDug >>So the person is constantly bombarded with the dreaded theme song until the person is ultimately driven insane.<< You mean fifteen minutes doesn't work with those people, as it does with everyone else? Hmm...maybe there IS something to those churros, after all. Turkey Legs: Try it, you'll like it.
Originally Posted By DlandDug AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL CHURROIANS Perhaps, in light of the current constitutional AND spiritual crisis in your midst, it is time to reconsider your devotion to the churro. In your zeal to promulgate the faith, is it possible you have lost sight of your "first love?" Think. Think back to happier, simpler days. Days when there were only 3500 ODV carts peddling snacks in the Happiest Place in Earth. (As opposed to the present 2.5 million.) Perhaps there is more to your sugar addled desire for fried dough and granulated sugar that cannot be addressed by an unwieldy bureaucracy. Perhaps the churro is something transcendent! Could it be that churro devotion is actually part of something so great, so grand, that no earthly body can control it! Could the churro have loosed the bonds of snack-consciousness, as we understand it? Could it be that the churro is, in itself, A MIGHTY FORCE THAT CANNOT BE CONTAINED??? NAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's just a snack. Turkey Legs: You'll be surprised.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland There is no spiritual or constitutional crisis within the Church and Empire. It is merely a government-operation problem.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Yes, iluvdisneyland, there IS a Santa Claus! You keep on believing! It warms my heart to know that there are still some out there with the kind of devotion and simple faith that enables them to look a situation squarely in the face, and...uh...believe in...faith. Yeah. That's it. Faith. And while you're at it, enjoy a Turkey Leg (mmmmmmmmm). Turkey Legs: You like it, it likes you.
Originally Posted By DlandDug From The Church of the Most Holy Churro of Disneyland: >>Post #3523 cmpaley Sun 12/21/2003 3:14p Your Eminence, I am sorry I can't make it down to the Resort this weekend. Please give me a call (you DO have my home phone, right) at your earliest convenience. There are issues that are rather...interesting that we need to discuss.<< Anyone else getting as creeped out as I am with all this? Is it just me, or is this very reminiscent of that point in the Christmas pageant when Herod leans forward in his throne and says to the Three Wise Men, "Go and FIND this KING, that I may...WORSHIP...him also..." At the very least, try reading the post with the manner and inflection of Mr. Burns. Creepy...or not?* (Turkey Leg Insurgents) *read this one like Jack Palance.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Chris happens to be one of my greatest friends and a wonderful mentor.
Originally Posted By cmpaley DlandDug, iluvdisneyland and I happen to be friends. Some of what we talk about it about Churroia...he *is* my Cardinal, after all, but we also talk about life and stuff. I am of the opinion that the 'government' set up is fine...I think there are other issues that exist that need to be dealt with.
Originally Posted By cmpaley >>Chris happens to be one of my greatest friends and a wonderful mentor.<< Wow, David! Thank you! Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <---shaking head sadly Doug, Doug, Doug, once again I see that I have to chastise you for your vile and thoroughly antisocial behavior. What were you thinking, man?! How DARE you joke around here in the. . . playpen. (insert Emily Litella voice) oh. never mind.
Originally Posted By DlandDug <--- has absolutely no doubt whatsoever that iluvdisneyland and cmpaley are good friends. Or that cmpaley is a mentor. Or that the whole Churroian thing has become, nonetheless, kinda creepy of late. Enjoy life! Have a Turkey Leg (mmmmmmmm). And just when do we vote on these Snackie Award things, anyway? Turkey Legs: Largely granulated sugar free.
Originally Posted By cmpaley And devotion to overcooked turkey legs isn't creepy? :-\ DlandDug, how long have you been on LP? The actual history of Churroia is rather interesting...how it started and evolved to where it is today. It is much more than devotion to a single snack.
Originally Posted By figaro_cleo Doug ... I really, really, really can't stand turkey or turkey legs. But you almost make me want to support your cause. You just crack me up, man. Some of those slogans are hilarious!
Originally Posted By Elderp "Doug ... I really, really, really can't stand turkey or turkey legs. " Don't worry Fig the turkeys can't STAND (or walk them for that matter!)em either!
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>DlandDug, how long have you been on LP?<< Long enough to know what is creepy...
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>The actual history of Churroia is rather interesting...<< I agree. Interesting in the same sense that turning over a large, flat rock is interesting.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>...how it started and evolved to where it is today. It is much more than devotion to a single snack. << Oh yes indeed. It is also: --fealty to a Church AND Empire... --ruthless suppression of dissent... --cruel jibes at rival snacks... --endless deception of UN Weapons Inspectors (Oops. Wrong regime. My bad.)... --and humorless responses to wacky Snackie Award campaigns. So...when do we vote? Turkey Legs: Leading the fight against flightlessness.
