Originally Posted By Dabob2 LOL! I clicked on "choose a Mormon" and got one Gregory Simmons. I then clicked on "convert" and presto - he's now gay for eternity! Unfortunately, there were no pics, so I don't know if he's handsome or not. If so, Greg, maybe you can "thank me" properly on the other side when my husband isn't looking.
Originally Posted By TomSawyer I converted a Stephanie Simmons, oddly enough. That's going to be an awkward conversation around the dinner table tonight.
Originally Posted By Dabob2 <Or will you be the only one angry and powerful enough when we DO offer you the baptism?> Only 2oony is diabolical enough. My grandma would just say "thanks but no thanks, my own Baptism was plenty good enough, thank you," and then laughed at the arrogance of the "gift."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Kar2oonMan, if that were true - wouldn't we be haunted by all those who didn't want the GIFT?<< Where do you think telemarketers come from? They only call members of the LDS. The rest of us just say we get telemarketing calls as part of an agreement with vengeful spirits so you guys never find out the truth. Ooops. I've said too much... >> Or will you be the only one angry and powerful enough when we DO offer you the baptism?<< I can only speak for my own ghost. In fact, every time I hear about this "gift" I get so mad I start rolling around on the ground, just to practice rolling over in my grave. I like you, Josh. I don't wanna haunt you and generations of your family. But I'll do it. And it won't be telemarketing calls. No, no. Imagine seeing Honey Boo Boo Child popping up in your bedroom window at 3am. Or your TV only being able to show reruns of Manimal. It doesn't have to be like that. So please, spread the word, won't you?
Originally Posted By velo >>Imagine seeing Honey Boo Boo Child popping up in your bedroom window at 3am.<< gah! Now I won't be able to sleep tonight either!
Originally Posted By skinnerbox I don't know what's worse. Having Honey Boo Boo popping up in my bedroom window at 3 AM (especially since it's 20 ft above ground), or dreaming of a debate between Biff Tannen and Steve Urkel, moderated by Mrs. Garrett. =8^0
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Myself I am putting in my will that if anyone tries to Baptize me posthumously, to sue that church for all it's worth for going against my wishes. I don't care what church it is.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan If eternity in heaven is sitting around with Mitt Romney, I think hell's been getting kind of a bad rap.
