Originally Posted By beamerdog Don't ask me how I know, but never let your dog eat goose poop before getting into your car with freshly cleaned upholstery.
Originally Posted By pennyring Gross and gross, ladies! Speaking of doggies... If you're winding up the side of a mountain with two dogs and a strange odor starts eminating from the back seat... it's a good idea to check into that ASAP... rather than forgetting about it until you get ready to *leave* the mountain... Don't ask me how I know.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter When you're surfing along trying to find out information about people you know, don't try to look them up on Reunion.com unless you want an e-mail to automatically be sent to them telling them that you, specifically, were searching for them. Don't ask me how I know.
Originally Posted By Kala Don't ask me how I know but when blowing out a big candle that has a lot of hot wax pooled around the wick, with another person, do not face each other. Hot, hot, hot and peeling wax of ones face hurts too.
Originally Posted By Kala <<you can't stop it by grabbing the hitch.>> ROFL!! Don't ask me how I know,but don't read this topic while drinking a cuppa tea.
Originally Posted By mickeymeg Don't ask me how I know, but Never Never believe anyone who tells you that kerosene and white fuel (for the older colman stove) will serve the same purpose, ever if that person is your own mother and they swear on their life that they are correct. When you put the white fuel in the kerosene lamp it will explode and there will be large flames and very hot broken glass all over. It is extra important to keep this tid bit in mind when there has been little rain all summer and the forest fire warnings are extreamly high. You may find that you have to hold on to the flaming lanteren until you can get it to a spot to put it down where it is not going to start a major fire, all the while your friends may be running around in a panic trying to find something wet to throw at it.
Originally Posted By markcanada Don't ask me how I know, but make sure when you are boosting a car battery that the cables are attached red to red, black to black, or else there will be significant sparkage, and if you are lucky, the booster cables will melt before your car's electrical system is completely fried. . . . or so I've heard.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Don't ask me how I know but never ever ever consume alcohol, cigarettes and peanut butter within the same 2 hour period. ~Beth
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Don't ask me how I know, but sometimes finding old threads can be fun.
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x Don't ask me how I know, but never ever cut a lemon while holding it in your hand.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Following up the 1-lb. crab leg dinner with two Krispy Kreme donuts is going to make you uncomfortably full. Don't ask me how I know.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Kennesaw Tom is H O T in a Georgia State Trooper uniform, don't you DARE, ask me how I know.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling DVC, we don't need to ask ya sweetie... we ALLL saw the pictures! LOL. Love ya, KT!
Originally Posted By avromark Don't ask me how I know, but never attempt to drive a Camry uphill while pulling two snowmobiles, especially if a Police Vehicle is in view, she may just end up laughing at you as your vehicle becomes firmly embedded into a rather large snowbank.
Originally Posted By avromark You may also find out that insurance doesn't cover it since the weight of one snowmobile is over the towing capacity of your several month old Camry, while 2 was not of your previous vehicle.
Originally Posted By avromark Well pretty much everything with the Camry was bad luck, only car I ever owned that ate trannys and cracked its block, was retired after 2 short years and didn't enter 6 digit mileage, sad thing is it's replacement was worth less working than the Camry was sold for parts. Don't ask me how I know but when climbing over a beavers dam in your youth, you should probably check where you place your foot lest you require a visit with your cub master to the hospital for a greenstick fracture and a few scrapes.
