Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Wait a minute. I said I had that dream, too. You may want to keep that appointment.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd <<Wait a minute. I said I had that dream, too. You may want to keep that appointment.>> Ooooohhhhh rrriiiiggghhhttt.... *Calls back and sets appointment again. Tells therapist it's an emergency.*
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy 2oony, may I be the first to respond do your behind-the-scenes problems at Kar2oonMan Dreams, Inc.: "LOL!"
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Okay, so last night I fell asleep. I was upset about the previous night's events, obviously. I find myself walking to a meeting in a big conference room. There's a large table. In my hand I see a briefcase. I take my seat and realize that all the other board members seated around the table are actually giant marshmallow Peeps. The boss of the Peeps, seated way down at the head of the table, stares at me with his dull brown-dot eyes. There is no expression on his yellow sugar-coated face. I realize that I must make my presentation, and I am completely unprepared. Ah! the briefcase! I somehow know that inside the briefcase are the materials I need. But it won't open! It's locked, and as I struggle and try to make small talk, the 30 Peeps of various pastel colors just sit there in their business suits, staring at me, waiting. Finally, I try bashing the briefcase on the conference table to open it. It doesn't work. The silence in the room is maddening. Why won't they say something to me? I'm really starting to panic now, because I know that this presentation is critical for some reason, and that i must not fail the Peeps. Just then, I hear a cell phone ring. I whirl around and there are Clive and Earl, two of my Dream writing team. Clive is glaring at Earl, who is desperately trying to silence his cell phone. "I can't believe you!" I screamed. "You had a really good thing going here, and then you totally blow it with a stupid cell phone?" Clive stammers for a minute or two, but I'm too mad to listen. Earl yells out "Wait!" And suddenly Ann Margaret appears. "It's too late for that," I say, before storming out of my dream. "Meeting. 12:30 a.m. tomorrow. Be there." And then I wake up.
Originally Posted By MomofPrincess <<30 Peeps of various pastel colors just sit there in their business suits, staring at me, waiting>> This line had me rolling.
Originally Posted By cape cod joe I dreamt last night I was an addicted gambler and went to GA gambler's anonymous. I felt better that I wasn't that bad as one woman stood up and said she even bet on cheerleading competiton!!! That's hooked Couldn't resist Susan as you leave yourself even more vulnerable than I do with your relentless honesty and good will toward your fellow human being. We need more like you Princess!!!
Originally Posted By MomofPrincess ^^^ ROFL!!! That's so sweet of you to say. I know, I *do* leave myself wide open... always have! I'm honest and open to a fault! No secrets here, that's for sure. I'm sure some people WISH I'd keep my mouth shut more often (or my fingers, uh, STILL... in this case)!
Originally Posted By cape cod joe They aren't my grandkids. Back in 98 or so someone at Burger King asked the kids that and my daughter thought I was going to deck him
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Last night I dreamt that I lived across the street from my mom and dad. My brother was a cop. My mom and dad bickered a lot, and whenever my wife got mad at me, my mom would step in and take my side of the issue. She also chided my wife about her cooking. Everyone was very funny, and I was really enjoying the dream, and so was the studio audience. Studio audience? What the...? Well, that's when I realized that my dream writers had simply plugged in an old 'Everybody Loves Raymond' script and headed off for an extended weekend. I was very angry at them, and when they get back, we're really going to have words. But I must say, I am quite pleased at the Emmy I won.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL!! I thought this started out so interesting, and when I got to the "My brother was a cop." line I thought "Hey, that's like Robert on 'Everybody Loves Raymond'" which I watch at work every night, lol. At least your dream writers have good taste! (and I'd love to write for your subconsciousness---does it pay enough to live off of?)
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>I'd love to write for your subconsciousness<< You're in luck! I'm about to fire a team of hacks on Monday! >>does it pay enough to live off of?<< Only in YOUR dreams. aaaaaaaaaahahahaahHHHHAAAAAhahahahhaahaaa!!! You see what I did there, TDG? I spun it 'round the other way! AAAAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL!! Random: I have to go to Wal-Mart because I was bested by an inanimate object, grrrrr...
Originally Posted By avromark My dream would make I57 happy, in my dream the Detroit Peoplemover (which should be expanded to be useful anyways), was replaced with orange 2 people rocket rods, with a convertable top for bad weather...
Originally Posted By alexbook I dreamt that was an IT consultant on a long-term assignment. I was living in a hotel that was falling apart, with holes in the floor and construction crews coming through all the time. I had a pet otter, and then some wild otters came by and they weren't nearly as friendly. What does it mean?
