Originally Posted By avimagine The gift shop is a vidphone app, its mandatory to purchase an item every 5 yards
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA <-- is busy securing the merchadise licensing for Disney's Space Penguins
Originally Posted By DlandDug <--- Has locked up "DisneySpacePenguins.com." My kid's college fund is set!
Originally Posted By DlandDug All kidding aside (yeah, right), this does go to what a lot of us have been discussing on another thread here. There's no reason to take out the existing SWSA, especially on the basis that the new coaster somehow replaces it. Different experiences, different takes on the same story. That said, I am not at all ready to declare the new attraction a bust, however.
Originally Posted By wahooskipper Man, you are on to something. An "adults only" amusement park...in Vegas. Boy you could have fun with that.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA <--- Has locked up "DisneySpacePenguins.com." My kid's college fund is set!> Dang it!
Originally Posted By barboy2 ///There's no reason to take out the existing SWSA, especially on the basis that the new coaster somehow replaces it./// We usually don't see two standing rides based on the same movie/idea in the same park unless there is a specific 'land' devoted to it...... those are the "rules" of Disney Parks. However, Disneyland Paris has the tandem Big Thunder Mnt & Phantom Manor and then there's Alice & Tea spinner in Anaheim.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Websites! Ha! Ha! You guys are so 2011. There won't be any websites in 2011. CB radio is the future, rediscovered in 2023, it becomes all the rage and tramples all other media. (I hope revealing this doesn't create some sort of strange alterations of future events. No, no, I'm sure CB radio will be fine.)
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan There won't be any websites in 2011<< Er, 2035. (Dang. if only I could time travel back two minutes and proofread!)
Originally Posted By leobloom Isn't it true that the Space Penguins movie will be in 5D? You'll actually be able to smell the penguins (this helps with the stream of non-stop fart jokes), and you'll also be able feel the penguins running around your feet during the movie as they offer to sell you plush versions of themselves, which you can conveniently purchase using the Apple smart phone chip that has been implanted in your brain.
Originally Posted By avimagine Hey if it was 2089 Laughingplace would have an edit feature. Doobie promised me many years ago it would come well before a flashing, spinning, musical LP logo. Actually it will be in 1D unless you're in the upper 95th percentile of the socioeconomic group, then it will be in 6D. As long as your SSN ends in Omega, then it's in 5D, however if your SNN ends in Omega and starts with a Yellow E then it's in 5D with the sound muted. As well Disneyland will be purchased by the Bank of America and will be sponsored by Federal Department Stores under the Price Clubland Division. CB Radios will also require an amateur license that is a separate 5039-DFH-B form filled in triplicate after you get your Marconi wireless and shortwave licences except in Hawaii where you need a Hovercraft operators permit and a Class F wireless vidphone and 7 minor credit cards.
Originally Posted By markymouse ... don't make eye contact ... ... back away slowly ... Just kidding! I can't wait to have the Disney app implant. And "synergygasm"! That one's a keeper.
Originally Posted By brotherdave I just read that the movie rights to Space Penguins was actually acquired by Dreamworks Animation and the theme park rights were sold to Universal. Apparently the 7-year old who will eventually create this future epic was not satisfied with Disney's vision of what they would do with the franchise. He supposedly wants total thematic control to create an entire themed environment from gift shops, restaurants, shrubbery, eating utensils, trash cans, space mackeral snacks, the uniquely sweet Galaxy Galleon Grog (only sold in Space Penguin Land), and of course the unique upside-down urinals that will be a trademark of the new land's restroom facilities, complete with squawking Petey the Space Penguin Pirate ghost to entertain you. Oh, in a new theme park first, all guests entering the new land MUST wear properly themed attire that will conveniently be sold in the entrance gift emporium. This is to avoid spoiling the entire thematic experience to all who wish to enter the magical new land that only money, er, magic can buy!
Originally Posted By leobloom >> the unique upside-down urinals that will be a trademark of the new land's restroom facilities, complete with squawking Petey the Space Penguin Pirate ghost to entertain you. << A theme park after my own heart!
Originally Posted By avimagine The only thing is they installed the urinals in both sets of restrooms, no toilets it's an environmental move.
Originally Posted By Manfried "Wow, slamming an attraction years before it is even built... Stay classy..." I agree with this.
Originally Posted By Spirit of 74 <<*facepalms*>> <<This place is becoming too MAGICal.>> Is Leewhateverthehellhecallshimselfheredoesnn'tmattercausehe'sgotahotwife floating around in a pool of fanboi drool? Do we have 843 posts talking about the 'new' Fantasyland (that isn't)? Do we have posters proclaiming WDI is working on swapping out nations in the World Showcase (how about Greece for Norway and Belize for Italy)? How about any fifth theme park threads?
