Originally Posted By amazedncal2 "and don't forget to bring your death certificate" creepy and cool at the same time!
Originally Posted By Disney_Blonde >>"Permanecer sentavos, por favor."<< Yup, this is everyone's favorite, of all time really. "Permanecer sentavos, por favor." "It's chowe time" "My voice may not be so mavelous, but my profile ees oud of thees world" "the backside of water!" "most feared creature, his mother-in-law" SO MANY! I could go on on....
Originally Posted By DlandDug And my vote for the most hapless one liner... From SuperStar Limo... Joan Rivers, in hideous puppet form, "reporting live" from LAX as guests waited in the queue, delivered a breathless, and very lame, joke, followed by these words: "Couldn't you just die? Or couldn't you?" And, of course, this line: "Mystery star hits LA. And LA... hits back!"
Originally Posted By barboy2 "Soon you will be airborne" "How do, People?" "disappear, disappear" "Space Shuttle, this is flight safety....." "a cannon ball don't pay no mind"
Originally Posted By Ohana Brakes, Brakes, Where are the brakes?!?! a little twist on one previously mentioned - Please lower your head and watch your step as you exit the boat. But if you miss your step and hit your head, please do watch your language. To make your car go, press your foot down on the pedal. To stop, take your foot off of the pedal.
Originally Posted By crapshoot <<To make your car go, press your foot down on the pedal. To stop, take your foot off of the pedal.>> And to make it backfire cram your foot down as hard as possible several times.
Originally Posted By DDMAN26 I've only been to WDW but it pertains to all the parks, "please take small children by the hand." It never says what to do with large or medium sized children.
Originally Posted By schnebs An old line from the Jungle Cruise: "And now, the most dangerous part of our journey - the return to civilization and the California freeways." Runner-up: "Get out. No, I'm sorry - that was rude. PLEASE get out."
Originally Posted By Scutr For some reason this line from the Tiki Room's exit song really cracked me up the first time I heard it: "There's boats outside, go take a ride" In defense of my (slightly strange) sense of humor, I was probably about 10 or 11 at the time.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros A recent one from the canoes, inspired by the Jungle Cruise one above: "And now, the most dangerous part of our trip - public view. And remember, we're in Orange County, so everybody's judging you!"
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin *bump* I'm not very good at quoting and I don't want to get them wrong because I know I'll be corrected. I love the Matterhorn seat belt spiel and the JC and POTC quotes listed above.
Originally Posted By EighthDwarf "Get ready screamers" "No fear of evil curses says you, properly warned ye be says be I" "Psst, avast there" "And a very happy unbirthday to you" "What can poor Brer Rabbit do to keep from becoming rabbit stew" "Hurry back, hurry back, and don't forget to bring your death certificate" "Do you see the genius of this invention?" "Launch in 10, 9, 8....." "When doors creak in windless chambers"
Originally Posted By Hannibal 8 Just heard this one the other day while riding the train. "Will the passenger that lost a large roll of twenty dollar bills held together with a big red rubber band please see the conductor at the rear of the train. We have some very good news for you... we've found your red rubber band."
Originally Posted By juicer "Stand away from the walls and into the dead center of the gallery" From the canoes "Please to not splash...the water is green for a reason and we dont want that reason on us" "Please stand behind the yellow safety line as the the doors will be opening automaticly" (this one just makes me feel good)
