Originally Posted By pennyring Gah! UPS did that with airline tix I sent to a friend several years back. The UPS guy "forged" the signature. It read "Dr. Porch". Har dee har har. He was just lucky the tix were there when my friend arrived home!
Originally Posted By dismom Yipee! The Fed Ex guy was just here. I have my box in my hands. Now I get to carefully open it and hope to not to drool all over it. Did not mean to offend/worry/etc. anyone with my quotation marks! I knew that the community at LP would understand my anguish. Thanks!
Originally Posted By wahooskipper If a Fed Ex guy even tried to touch my "package" he'd get a swift kick to the groin and swifter whack upside the head.
Originally Posted By jdub <><If a Fed Ex guy even tried to touch my "package" he'd get a swift kick to the groin and swifter whack upside the head.><> Bet the answer would be different if it was one of those swell UPS guys in their spry brown shorts!
Originally Posted By belle42 Nascar driver...his sponsor is UPS. The whole campaign with him revolves around him racing the big brown truck.
Originally Posted By AmyK-PrincessMom Quick note about Fed Ex (my husband used to work there)- the drivers actually own their routes. They buy them from Fed Ex. Now, this works to Fed Ex's advantage because then ANY package that is not delivered, lost, stolen, etc MUST be paid for by the driver. So if the driver left a package without getting a signature, then the package went "missing" the cost of the items comes right out of the drivers paycheck (Fedex does not investigate. It is up to the drivers to investigate claims). Also, drivers get paid per package, not per trip. So if it takes a driver 5 trips to make a delivery, he is still getting paid once for the one package. That is why divers sometimes gamble & leave the package without getting a signature.
