Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan I've heard that all the men there are good looking and all the children are above average. ; )
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Ooops... "all the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."
Originally Posted By friendofdd I believe you, RT. And I try my best to get as many Calinifornians as I can to move there. We have too many here and when they realize you have the best place, they will, hopefully go there.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Minnesota has ice fishing. Though why you'd want to fish for ice, I don't know...
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<We have too many here and when they realize you have the best place, they will, hopefully go there.>> We'll take anyone who has the strength to deal with our winters. We don't even gripe about Mexicans like you guys do. They wanna come... they can live here. Garrison is for the most part right. Our women are strong. Minnesota affords them a lot of opportunity and they take it. Our children are above average. They have a high graduation rate, do well on their SAT's, and a high percentage (compared to other states) go on to college. On the good looking thing we are screwed. All you have to do is take a look at Garrison and you know that part is wrong. Some Swedes are tall and blond and good-looking. That is about 1%. The rest of us are pretty much average and pale from our long winters. Our only redeeming virtue is that we will do ANYTHING to make a woman happy!
Originally Posted By imadisneygal "Our only redeeming virtue is that we will do ANYTHING to make a woman happy!" Do you offer a correspondence course? For the husband of a friend, naturally...not my own husband.
Originally Posted By Dabob2 <Some Swedes are tall and blond and good-looking. That is about 1%. The rest of us are pretty much average and pale from our long winters.> Yeah, but the Norwegians are hot. (I married one.)
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan I have a coworker in Minnesota. Lives in a beautiful house alongside one of the state's 10,000 lakes. The ice fishing deal is awesome. They have these cool little ice houses, stocked with HDTV's and beer and stuff, and the men all hang out there like kids in a clubhouse all weekend long. Sometimes, they even actually fish. I could fit in there. I love cold weather. How the hell did I get stuck in California?