Originally Posted By buzzlyear EVERY time we have been to Disneyland, even during record breaking heat, at least one of my kids got a bad cold about 3 days into the trip. I clean the room with alcohol, use Purell (or its generic equivalent), place sleeping bags on the bed, bring our own pillows, and am generally very careful. Interestingly, when we take one day trips to Santa Cruz or Bonfante, etc., the kids usually do not get sick. I am thinking that it is likely the hotel room, although at any amusement park, there are crowds and kids touching things-things that would host germs. I also learned not to pre-pay for a vacation that is not refundable. Twice, we have had to head home early due to one the kids getting sick, and when we had the prepaid vacation, we still had to pay for the room even when we left a day or 2 early.
Originally Posted By friendofdd A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies' room."
