Originally Posted By aurorasdream Wonderingalice, I love the practice of adding the phrase "in bed" after my fortunes too. I shared this rule with my boyfriend recently and it really spiced up our fourtunes! It is almost always great for a laugh. Last time my bf and I had Chinese, our fortunes where funny (see above rule) but what was cool was on the back besides lotto numbers it included how to say a word in Chinese. My boyfriend's was how to say "boyfriend" and I kid you not mine said "girlfriend." What are the odds? I joked that it was a good thing they didn't say "husband" and "wife"... I think that may have scared us both!
Originally Posted By wonderingalice ^^Too fun! Mr. Alice and I do the "in bed" thing and make his mom say it, too... She's 81 and blushes easily... Good times! *LOL* *LOL* Lady Starlight... You're a sick pup, too... ;-)
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Fortunes I'd like to see... "Nothing of importance will happen to you today. Thursday will be good, though. You'll get the corner seat on the subway you prefer. Your life is full, isn't it?" "You know when you decided you were in the mood for Mexican food yesterday? That was really dumb, because some guy named Chet got the fortune cookie you would have, and now he's rich beyond his wildest dreams. Hope the enchiladas were tasty." "That sweet and sour pork tasted decidedly feline. It wasn't your imagination." "Inspected by 57." "THIS FORTUNE MAY NOT BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. Nice going, Ace. The cops will be here any minute." "You're lucky lottery numbers are... hey, wait a minute. If I tell you, that would be cheating."
Originally Posted By beamerdog 2oony, that's too funny. >> Prep Time: 10 minutes. Cook Time: 8 minutes. Finish Time: 4 1/2 days.<< Time spent with psychiatrist for fortune cookie neurosis: pricesless.
Originally Posted By wonderingalice ^^I hear that! I'm tellin' ya... I would never agree to a solo meeting with Martha. She's SCARY! *LOL*
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 Last night I went out to dinner at an Asian buffet with my wife and another couple. Right before we opened our fortune cookies, I told them about the "in bed" thing, so we added "in bed" to the end of our fortunes... My wife's said: You will travel far and wide for both business and pleasure... Mine said: You are talented in many ways... XD
