Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins Here's one I just found, How to Neuter Your Cat at Home--another winner by Claud Balls.
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin cringe (I once knew a guy who had a vasectomy and had a t-shirt made that said, "I kid you not.") rim shot
Originally Posted By Grandish I know a group of young ladies over there in yonder castle who may wish to meet up with you and share your particular strengths with them. It's easy as pie. Just give 'em a good proper spankin'.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
Originally Posted By Grandish And a great time was had by all who needed good, proper, spankings. One by one they came in, took their punishment like the good little chaps they were and then were shown the door to the gaiety out on the lawn. The boat races. The contest to sing the correct words to the POTC song .... but wait. A twist this time. Correct key. Correct words. It twill be an impossible quest I fear.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer "O Oysters,” said the Carpenter, “You had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?” But answer came there none— And this was scarcely odd, because They’d eaten every one
Originally Posted By Grandish Death. Death is wut bwings us togevvah today. We come not to bury oysters but to praise them. Just say the magic words and then we can all go back to our happy places: hakuna matata.,.....hanktuna mariah carey....hambonejones merry christmas. Lastly, click your red ruby slippers together three time and tenderly say: there's no place like home, Toto, there's no place like home!"
