Originally Posted By llanatoye crazycroc, Stil, knight, please, please don't stop now, I need more information on applesacks and bananahammocks (and to be honest with you, your wittiness is the only thing keeping me awake at work and my company would like to thank you for your efforts)
Originally Posted By Aladdin D Nile Crazycroc - have you ever considered switching to pickles? I know many think of them as a condomint, but I saw a cart selling meal-size dills. Not only are they healthy and vegan, they help promote the healthy lifestyle by coming wrapped in their own clear sack. I understand the sack keeps all the pickle juice contained, but its transparency also proclaims loudly to other park goers 'I'm a proud pickle eater!'
Originally Posted By crazycroc Um, pickles are high in sodium. I don't see how I could be promoting good health with a pickle poking in and out of my mouth !? Like my fat head, bobbing up and down on a pickle is what people want to see? Also, my first choice in all of this is apples, that's why the questions about bags and sacks and whatnot? Pickles? I say good day to you, sir.
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie >>>Like my fat head, bobbing up and down on a pickle is what people want to see?<<< I don't want to see it. Didn't even really want to think about it... Thanks.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove And now, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a blast from the past. I was going to post it under a more "inappropriate" thread, but alas, that thread has been closed to further posting. Even moderators have their limits. Let's travel back in time to a crazycroc-induced thread entitled: "Jimmy in the pre-show of the tortilla tour" DCA, Future Expansion (Reading Combined Sections) In post 16, crazycroc intones: "Jimmy reminds me of the kind of kid that thinks farts are funny." It does not take Columbo, Agatha Christie, or Miss Marple to put the puzzle pieces together....crazycroc *IS* Jimmy. The self-loathing is astonishing. And, quite revealing. No wonder he ponders placentas and apple sacks. We should embrace crazycroc and help him on his journey through his agonized views on tortillas. We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion.
Originally Posted By crazycroc I've found my apple sacks and my banana hammocks at DL no problem. Does anyone know where I can find a coinpurse?
