Gentleman are you sporting facial hair?

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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    That reminds me...I was watching a commercial on TV a while back that was pushing some kind of lotion to "combat the sting and pain" of shaving.

    What did I miss. When did it get painful and stingy to shave. It's hard for me to believe that men have become wimps of that magnitude.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    >>>When did it get painful and stingy to shave. It's hard for me to believe that men have become wimps of that magnitude.<<<

    I'm with you.

    Personally, I shave with just a bowie knife and cold water.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    ^ ^ ^ And that's just on his legs! For his face he uses a Skilsaw!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    and no water.
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost


    >>>Personally, I shave with just a bowie knife and cold water.<<<

    What a wimp! What's with the water?

    That's one of my "happy" memories of basic training. If the instructor didn't like the way you shaved or looked or breathed, they would make you dry shave. Now that's an experience not to be missed.
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    Sorry, Fodd...I guess we crossed blades there.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    >>>What a wimp! What's with the water?<<<

    You are right, of course. In my dotage I just prefer the way cold, preferably frigid, water softens my whiskers. They grow tougher as they get "blonder".
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ^^rolls her eyes
     
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    Originally Posted By wahooskipper

    I love razors. Has the six-bladed one come out yet? Everytime I buy the newest one (mine currently has three blades...but the wife has a new one that is four) another one comes out. It is like coaster wars. We'll build one 200'. Oh yeah? We'll build our's 250'. Three blades? Bah...our's has four!
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    I can't link it here but a few years ago the Onion did a piece about Gillette releasing a nine blade razor.

    By the way those puppies are expensive.
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    (I think this is adorable...I feel like I'm eavesdropping in the mens' locker room...cutest thing I've heard since I overheard my boss and his fellow police officers discussing their "muffin tops".)
     
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    Originally Posted By wahooskipper

    I buy them from Sam's and save a bit over buying them at the drug or grocery stores.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    9 blades!? what are you trying to cut, trees?
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    No no it hasn't been made, it was in the Onion the satirical newspaper.
     
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    Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs

    The articles in it are always funny...The Onion always did a bring a tear to my eye.

    I bet when and if Chuck Norris shaves, he doesn't use a razor or a knife...he uses his fingers.

    <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com" target="_blank">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs

    OMG...apparently the "Chuck Norris shaves" joke has already been done...

    <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page2.html" target="_blank">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.co...ge2.html</a>

    "Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."
     

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