Originally Posted By smedley Oooh thanks for the rescue Ed! I thought I was gonna have to eat my way out through all those chocolates!
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---while the evil doers are distracted, EdisYoda shuts off the gas valve feeding the volcano (it seems that the evil doers never paid their utility bills), and locks the valve shut. He then rejoins the Forces of Good for snacks, cold drinks and singing.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Gas valve? Are you on crack?! It's a volcano not a fake fire place. Like all volcanos it's got liquid hot magma staight from the bowels of H... well it ain't a good place and it's not the utility company. Good is so deluded!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 BAM! <clink, bullet hits Urs bullet bra> BAM! <everyone ducks, bullet puts a part through Bellevil's hair> BAM! <splish, bullet splatters several bottles of tequila> OBVIOUSLY, my hitwoman Sarita needs to get to the firing range a bit more often. <sigh>
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Um, Deb, you need to take a closer look at that volcano. Especially since it's sitting next to a hotel in Las Vegas.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 That's all a ploy Edis. One wrong move and all of Vegas goes up in flames. That's how we roll in the dough. So don't cause Deb to get worked up, her finger is always on the trigger.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Bellevil - you are the communications officer of Evil Central. NOTHING happens without you knowing first!
Originally Posted By LVBelle Woo hoo! I've always wanted an official title like that. Wait- do evil people say "Woo hoo?" Maybe I should have stuck with an "excellent" ala Mr. Burns...
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb "excellent" a la Mr Burns is of course the prefered response, but "woo hoo" works too. So long as you've got an evil glint in your eye when you say it.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Just so you know..evil is no match for Ursula's bra. Trust me, I should know. I lived in the same house with her for years. Anyway, just wanted to check in and let you all know that you are doing a wonderfully evil job of keeping those looney goodietwoshoes in their place.....over the open fire of a volcanic lair. I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. My name is Haunts, and I approve this message.
