Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <---suddenly feeling rejuvenated by STIL, bursts into song: "Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. . ."
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb >>>No one can do evil when adorable otters are around. ♥ Not even ferrets.<<< Weren't you paying attention?! These are freekin' LASER Ferrets. Honestly!
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <--wonders if otters cooked by ferret laser beams still taste like chicken.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Autopia Deb, I don't know much about closets except that the best ones, like Ursula's, are filled with crap. I had been meaning to send you my resume. I already have the appropriate Evil® screen name and a mantra that goes: "I am created Shiva the Destroyer, Death, the Shatterer of Worlds". The only thing I lack is the Evil® Muwahahah laugh. I was so hoping to learn at the feet of the master. Is there a chance you might consider taking a disciple?
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Well, we are a tad testosterone deprived and since you are willing to study at my feet, how can I refuse? I think we can wave the bra size thing, especially since it's more of a guideline than a rule. Besides, that "shatterer of worlds" thing has a definate ring to it. (while you're down there, how about an evil pedicure? I've got a nice shade of Hades red polish that would look stunning on my evil toes)
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie >>>I think we can wave the bra size thing, especially since it's more of a guideline than a rule.<<< I still feel this is boobie discrimination and would like to speak to the Evil HR department. *Kicks the cute hand-holding otters into the volcano and heads back to the beach.*
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>(while you're down there, how about an Evil® pedicure?<< Of course!!...but I can't help but wonder if small flames, done tastefully in black, might accent that lovely shade of Hades Red. >>*Kicks the cute hand-holding otters into the volcano and heads back to the beach.*<< RMM, that was my lunch!
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie >>>RMM, that was my lunch! <<< Ohh, sorry. They're still good, just a little well done. Ewwww. Singed otter fur does NOT smell very good.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer ^^RMM, no worries adopted daughter and you were right on both counts. Otter jerky is delicious and singed otter fur does *not* smell very good. I ate the otter jerky and put the singed fun in the ducts of those machines that blow the roasted coffee smell at the front of the DCA. It's got to be an improvement.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter RMM, you are definitely suffering discrimination over there. On the Good Side, we celebrate every woman, no matter what the size of her tatas might be. I'm just sayin'.
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie But do I get to kick cute hand-holding otters into volcanos whenever I want to?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter We all have to make these sometimes painful choices in life, dear. If kicking sweet innocent otters to their death is more important to you than being treated as a second class citizen because your boobies don't measure up, well then carry on.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Sigh. There's no hope for you, I fear. The Evils have clearly destroyed your self-esteem to such a point that you actually identify with them now. And I had such high hopes for your double agenthood, too. *skips off to decorate the Evil Lair with Precious Moments figurines and Hello Kitty stickers*
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>But do I get to kick cute hand-holding otters into volcanos whenever I want to?<< To quote The Princess Bride: Westley: As you wish.
Originally Posted By smedley Wanders in with pretty balloons and pictures of puppies and kittens.. I thought perhaps the place could bear a little decoration
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Precious Moments figurines, Hello Kitty stickers, pretty balloons and pictures of puppies and kittens.. <--can't wait until Autopia Deb gets here with the ferrets. *sits down with a bag of microwave popcorn and waits for the laser target practice to commence*
Originally Posted By smedley *sigh* he used to be such a devoted surrogate father back when he was good ;D
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I had heard rumors to that effect, smedley. You poor darling. It must be terribly disillusioning to discover that your surrogate parent is actually. . . <shudder>. . . evil. Kind of negates all the former good. Unless, you know, he's actually just a double agent and is lulling them into a false sense of security before striking a massive blow of goodness. In which case, we. . erm, uh, I mean *you* could probably forgive him, right?