Originally Posted By smedley I suppose if that were to come to be the case, then I could in my absolute goodness find it in the depths of my heart to forgive him yes... *sigh*
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <-----hands smedley a tissue to dry her tears of utter and complete betrayal and devastation.
Originally Posted By Daddy Shiva smed, don't confuse me with that ThDestroyer guy. He's a totally different aspect.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <--smacks Daddy Shiva up side the head and kicks him out of the room.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb What is this Sybilthdestroyer!? I don't even need to waste the time of my highly trained laser ferrets on these goody decorations. <---puts normal ferrets on the shelves and watch as Presious Moments figurines go tumbling to the ground where their sickly sweetness is shattered to dust and then watches as the Hello Kitty stickers are sprayed with ferret musk. Just so the goodies can enjoy the "aroma" for years to come. Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaaa! RMM, remember, there are times when a less endowed evil doer such as you self is needed for those opperations where "nature's life preservers" might get in the way. Now don't MAKE me be nice to you again, you know it goes against my nature (unless your one of my laser ferret poopsies of course).
Originally Posted By friendofdd Strange! While reading this thread, I suddenly got a vision of a person trying to stuff her bra with otters.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Wow.......fodd is bending my mind.......all I can think of is cute otter fur bikinis with pink bows and lace. Perhaps this can be our apres ski attire, Pixie & Smeds.....otter fur of course being obtained in a totally humane manner, of course. (Epi-Otter) Well, it seems the forces of evil are gathering even more sinister characters as of late. Perhaps it's time to put on Carpenter records and dig into some of my homemade lemon meringue pie and have a strategy session about how we can stop our laser-brained colleagues into returning to goodness and light and all things squishy and cute and loving. xoxo
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie >>>Wanders in with pretty balloons and pictures of puppies and kittens..<<< *sigh* See, this is what I have to put up with in the padded cell. That's why I have my side and she has hers. *Realizes people are watching and takes the otters out of her bra*
Originally Posted By smedley Oh yeah like you're not always surreptiously looking at the kitten pictures!!!! LEMON MERINGUE PIE?!?!?!?!? Omg STiL that's one of my favourites, how did you know??
Originally Posted By Shiva <--wonders how many Evil® uses he can think up for STil's homemade lemon meringue pie. *decorates the top with Junior Mints just because he couldn't find the ferrets*
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove <---catches the precious lemon meringue pie (complete with Junior Mints) and saves it from its trajectory and puts it down (still intact, with perfectly browned peaks)on the beautifully set little table. Pretty flowers in the vase...lace tablecloth...Sinatra playing in the background... Time for a love-in. ♥
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie *sigh* Goodies just don't appreciate a good or Evil pie fight. *Kicks another otter into the volcano
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove <---thinking the Evil™ RMM has nooooo earthly idea what fun the Goodies can have with pie....and a little fun 'n lovin' pie fight can be very, very nice. <---Dispatches two ferrets to Ferret Heaven.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Thanks for saving the pie STIL. Though I love a good pie fight, I can't bear seeing that wonderful lemon meringue pie go to waste.
Originally Posted By Shiva <--wonders if this might be a good time to let STiL and Edis know that I actually found the ferrets and those *aren't* Junior Mints on top of the meringue.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains It's okay... Watch this - as STiL is dancing around with her flowers... Ooooppppsie... I really didn't mean to trip STiL and didn't mean to ROFLMAO when she went face first into the pie... Well at least she now knows what ferret poop smells like! Oh btw - yes I really did mean to do it! Bwahahahahahahhahah
