Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<My dear wife calls me Prince preciou>>> Bub, your wife is pure evil.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 I am a good boy! I am the best boy! I cut the grass,I go for walks,and that's about it. Life is one mad whirl for me. Tonight I will get burgers and fries from chargrille.It's $1.18 day. Hooray !!!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Bad ain't Evil hun (note the E is capitalized here). So into the volcano you go! Mwaahahah, mwaahahah, mwaahahah...
Originally Posted By disneydad109 If you ever drop you watch in lava just let it go , cause man it's gone. Steven Wright
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Laser ferrets *love* princesses! Soft and chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside. As far as they are concerned "thou art crunchy and good with ketchup".
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie I'll be Evily relaxing on the black lava sand beach with an Evil margarita.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb So Evil genius that I am, naturally I experiment. It seems some of my laser squirrels and zombie squirrels have escaped (Stacers!?). Reward offered for their safe return (Reward = I won't throw you in the volcano...this time).
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin Looks like the side of evil has failed, must be all the ropes out of the volcano made from flame-resistant wool socks (of the perfect tensilon strength). Of course, we also have pixie dust and angel wings. I'm here to join in the good side. And, of course being well-endowed is a good thing. Teats and all animals, including weasels and wolverines, are truly good.
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin << needs help thinking of another good song. Smed? Edis? Pixie Glitter? STIL? Others? Hugs and cupcakes all around!
Originally Posted By Shiva This song always gives me EVIL® warm fuzzies, if it just had laser ferrets and a volcano it would be perfect. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crockodile. You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Mr. Grinch. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce.
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin I love that song! of course, only because his heart grows in the end *cough, cough*. He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! I better get off to ironing my underwear or making my bed now.
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie I'm still EVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL, but lazy. I'll over on the beach.
