Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Well, interesting thread. I must admit I could do with feeling the love right now. But I do belong to SWB being the commodity item I am. I do love you all, in a platonic way, except SWB - she's hot! And inspector, if we ever make it to America's heartland, we will definately look you up. But I will be scanning for cookies and will call the official tasters in before SWB samples them. I could not bear the thought of being a widower again.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<But I will be scanning for cookies and will call the official tasters in before SWB samples them. I could not bear the thought of being a widower again.>> No, no, no! I'd never hurt SWB! See -- how can I put this?! -- eating the cookies will make WD less of a "competitor." If Sarah were to eat the cookies, uh, they would probably make her even MORE, uh, female-ly attractive. Oh, bother. So much for the Emasculating Cookie Plan. That's it. I'm going back to my old ways, in which Bread Pudding is the most nefarious thing I bake.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo "See -- how can I put this?! -- eating the cookies will make WD less of a "competitor." If Sarah were to eat the cookies, uh, they would probably make her even MORE, uh, female-ly attractive." Hmmm, I still better keep her away from those cookies. I already find it hard to leave her to go to work. If she became any more of a woman, I would never leave!!! And FoDD, are you trying to be a Sugar Daddy?
Originally Posted By knightnfrees <<Besides, I think I'm in love with knightnfrees.>> Trailsend, I don't know what to say? For once, I'm speechless. <--Hears ChickieD say, "Yeah, right!"
Originally Posted By friendofdd >>>And FoDD, are you trying to be a Sugar Daddy?<<< I am actually a one-woman man, but am capable of appreciating what I see.
Originally Posted By bloona Very good thread Sarah. Do you think the person in question has got the hint...lol.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo I have hurt feelings as my admirers in Asia have been ignoring this thread. Maybe the passion is smoldering.
Originally Posted By bloona I think its more that theyre pretending to take note of Sarahs warning personally Dave.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Sarah, I thought of you today when we discussed the social benefits of polygyny in my Anthropology 100 class. lol. You might want to rethink your position on the subject.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer Sarah, I've read through this thread a couple of times and count at least 4 individuals that express an interest in your, unfortunately over-handsome, DH. You do realize that that is only the number of people who have posted and lurkers may bring the actual number quite a bit higher. I find the the thought of all these love-stricken LP'ers spending the rest of their lives in misery, due to unrequited love, appalling. (I'm guess I'm just a romantic at heart) Have you ever considered the possibility of a "davewasbaloo time-share"? I have also have seen pictures and find no fault in fodd's evaluation of other subject matter, nor with the simple eloquence that he has expressed himself. He, as always, is the consummate gentleman and should not be chastised for his honesty. re: I57...beware of suspicious cookies.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<I have hurt feelings as my admirers in Asia have been ignoring this thread. Maybe the passion is smoldering.>> Sorry to be so blunt, but... Face the facts, Dave. World Disney is a fickle one. S/he has moved on. It's time for you to start appreciating who your REAL admirers are. <-- sneaks into Pixie Glitter's master bath and secretly replaces mascara with depilatory
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Do not make me go Matterhorn on you, Inspector. I learned from the best, you know. If I were you, I'd get right back in my master bath and replace that Great Lash, post haste.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb <----doesn't need Great Lash, evil comes equiped with long flirty lashes
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_DMn1-O88U" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =L_DMn1-O88U</a>
