Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Woo hoo--thanks, Ed!! LP wedding of the century, people, mark my words.
Originally Posted By smedley <Smedley, honey, you might want to hide. Or go into a witness protection program. Because, frankly, I will be really irritated with you if there's blood all over my wedding.> Ermmm can you hide me Pixie Glitter?? I don't think it's terribly fair that I am the one in trouble, after all *you* are the one who was running off with another man!!!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Listen, girlie, don't try to confuse the situation with logic. It's not my fault that your blatant attempt to steal my current husband has cast a shadow over my upcoming bigamy. And I certainly can't hide you in here. . . .if Lisann finds you and bludgeons you to death in here, it will throw a serious monkey wrench in my wedding plans. I don't want crime scene tape cluttering up the place. Shoo. Go away. You brought all this on yourself.
Originally Posted By quincytoo OHHHHHHH A wedding and beter yet a LP unwedding....those are the best I still remember planning my unwedding to tdlfan or what ever his name was......Remember Pixie??? I think he ran off with the Inn Keeper....but I am not bitter oh no not me OHHH Cherry Cake and pies and crisp...umm I LOVE all three Can I be the baker for this wedding please
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Yes, quinc, I do remember that sad, sad episode in LP history. And may I just say how nice it is to see you've finally been released from the. . .um. . . spa. I would be delighted if you will be my official wedding baker! And Klucky, I was simply waiting for you to show up so I could ask if darling Catey would accompany Jake down the aisle.
Originally Posted By Tinkerbell819 Just two days ago it was Darkbeer and deoggesmom gettin' hitched. Then, yesterday it's pixie and goofyern...love is really in the air on LP! ♥♥♥ If roast pork is allowed on the reception menu...I make a delicious one with an entire jar of maraschino cherries.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost My dearest Pixie...I spent a sleepless night wondering if this sudden and blindsiding turn of events was the right thing. I know you will be thrilled to know that, it truly is. I am going to turn over a new leaf, I swear. I have a cousin looking for a pair of black (dress) socks and because they had been watching those wedding shows on TV, they even suggested that I loose the T-shirt and get a real shirt with a tie and everything. I wavered on occasion, but our mutual love for cherries told me that we had the glue to hold it all together. I am so happy! In an honest effort to show you how deep my commitment is, I promise that as soon as we get back from our Honeymoon (giggle) I am going to put some skirting on the trailer and even haul out the junk cars that I have been using as greenhouse planters for the past decade. I will also take your advice and stay out of the wedding planning area and just let you girls take care of that. I do have a couple of minor requests though that I'm sure will be easily satisfied. The first one is that I am a little shy of cash and I was wondering if Mr. Glitter would mind footing the bill for the flowers for the wedding. The second has to do with the Honeymoon (giggle). Just a reminder that when you book the suite to make it a two bedroom. I think that Mother would be kind of uncomfortable sharing the same room, if you get my drift. I considered leaving her here in the trailer, but what with the incontinence and all, I felt that it wouldn't make a very pleasant homecoming. You don't know how happy I am to be getting someone to share that chore. I am looking forward to seeing your typing again. It has such a loving and soothing flow to it. Yours Cherrily forever, Goofy Ern Most. Fiance and happiest man on the planet.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I feel so bad that I have to take Mr. Glitter off Litter's hands now. I mean she's getting a real gem here. I'm SO jealous. See who need all those years ago when Pixie Glitter became Litter that she'd eventually end up Trailer Trash.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 You know what Goofyernmost being the kind soul that I am and because I think this union was destiny as your wedding planner, I'll throw in the flowers. No worries. Now come take care of mama, y'all.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 *note to self* Grab pack of depends for PG's mom in law to be, as wedding gift bonus...got it. Oooh we could make an adult diaper cake for her instead of a groomscake?!
Originally Posted By smedley Sounds like a plan LOL! I am going to make Pixie a pair of bedazzled mouse ears to wear in lieu of a tiara
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter An open letter to my fiance: Dear Joh. . .uh, Goofy, After some careful and painful soul searching (and a trip to the jewelry appraisers during which I found out my 58-carat ring was actually a CZ), I have come to the difficult decision that I must break off our engagement. Although our mutual love of maraschino cherries, cherry pie, and cherry crisp denotes a certain soul mate-ship, I fear that perhaps it isn't quite enough to offset the stressors that might arise from living in the trailer with your incontinent mother. And, quite frankly, I simply cannot let my darling Mr. Glitter fall into the hands of that skanky wench, Lisann22 just yet. At least not while he's still winning those Cheesecake Factory trips every year. Please know that I will always love you, and that these past 20 hours have been among the happiest of my entire life. Regretfully yours, Pixie P.S. Could I keep the ring? It would make a nice cocktail ring to go with my dress on formal night on the upcoming cruise with Mr. Glitter. Thanks so much; you're a doll!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb OK, I wonder if it's too late to get the tatoo artist to stop with the cherry sleave!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb He stopped but now it looks like I've got polka dots running up and down my arm.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains I knew it... Pixie Glitter is really Evil and was just in it for the ring!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Gottaluvdavillains, I am deeply offended by that accusation. Hugely, enormously, and deeply offended. How DARE you say I was in it only for the ring?! I was in it for the ring *and* the attention. Hmph. I hope you'll think twice before making such a blunder again, missy.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I (sob) just cannot talk now. (sniff) Mom is so disappointed, as am I of course, but the look of sadness is almost more than I can bare. She was also looking forward to the Honeymoon trip, which is now just a mere fantasy. (choke) And now it's just me on the depends duty again. I will eventually get over it although right now it seems impossible. Just remember me the next time you have that Cherry thingy that you mentioned and try not to get tears in the mix as that will make it salty. I was just talking to Candy, she's my next door neighbor, and she promised to help me get over this but frankly, I don't know how she will do it. I have a couple of suggestions, but that may be a fantasy as well. So, yes, keep the ring. It won't help you stay warm on a cold night, but maybe it's icy stare will make you the life of whatever party you attend. It will also remind you of just how close you came to eternal happiness and a life of endless cherry togetherness. I will go now...just fade away in the misty mist of a shattered heart and broken promises of a wonderful future. Man, this is the pits. (sob, sigh, sniff, choke)
