Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Now what am I going to to with this tafetta wedding cake of a bridesmaid dress I bought?! That'll teach me to go out and buy the dress before I'm asked to be in the wedding. (I hate rassin frassin cherry's anyway, grumble)
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I *am* sorry about that, Deb. And about the tattoo dots all over your arm. But really, I think you can place that blame squarely on LVBelle's shoulders. She's the one who came up with that dress idea in the first place. But hey, look on the bright side. . . now whenever your DS is bored, he can play connect the dots or pen the pig on your arm.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost >>>Well it seems Lisann is now available Goofy!<<< I can't even think about another potential lucky winner of the Goofyernmost award. I will need, at least, 10 to 12 hours to get over my last love. Oh, the pain!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter 10 TO 12 HOURS?!?! It should take DECADES to get over me! And furthermore, I'm a little surprised that there has not yet been any groveling and begging me to take you back. You wound me, former beloved heart of my cherry-lovin' little heart.
Originally Posted By smedley If we're done planning the wedding (it being cancelled and all) can we plan a way for me to get out of working the rest of the nightshift instead (it's not going well again LOL!)
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I have found spontaneous projectile vomiting to be particularly effective in being sent home from work.
Originally Posted By smedley Hmmm how exactly am I supposed to instigate said spontaneous projectile vomiting?? On second thoughts don't worry about it. Even when I *do* end up spontaneous projectile vomiting I do everything I can not to, I hate throwing up!! I suppose if all else failed I could cry, I work with a shift of men, they would be bound to send me home if I cried right? LOL
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie You don't have to vomit. Just say you are having stomach problems and leave it up to their imaginations.
Originally Posted By smedley LOOOL I guess so, I am going to just go take my break and have a nap instead LOL
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Let me tell you lady...when I get rejected, I stay rejected. No second chances. You have chosen to stay with Mr. Glimmer (or whatever) so there you go. No reprieve, no amount of begging will get me back. Sorry...but that's just the way it is. Chalk it up as just another missed golden opportunity. And to think I was so happy just 24 hours ago. How quickly everything can go wrong! Oh now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now. You're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one Who tried to break me with desire? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh not I. I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive. I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give. I will survive. I will survive.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <-----suddenly wants Goofyernmost more than anything else in the entire world.
Originally Posted By Tinkerbell819 You can try to sell your ring here, pixie... <a href="http://www.idonowidont.com/" target="_blank">http://www.idonowidont.com/</a> I'm sorry things didn't work out... Those dresses were so pretty, too...
Originally Posted By quincytoo WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE I BAKED???? YEA I am SCREAMING!!!! Do you think Cherries fall off the trees this time of year??? HUH???? HUH???
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Thank you, Tinkerbell819. And thank you also for your kind offer earlier to make your delicious pork roast for my <sniffle> wedding reception. Perhaps you would be willing to hold onto that recipe just in case Goofyernmost changes his mind and grovels sufficiently to win me back. Although I am beginning to think that his supposed love for all things cherry was just a ruse to lure me in and cover up a hard, hard heart. <SOB!!>
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, QUINCYTOO, CAN'T YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR STUPID CAKE LONG ENOUGH TO FOCUS ON THE MAIN POINT HERE, WHICH IS MY HEARTBREAK AND ANGST?!?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter And you, Lisann. . . if you were any kind of a wedding planner, you would off his mother, get him out of the trailer and into a nice prairie-style home with a huge front porch, and get my groom back on his way to the altar. I'm just sayin'.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains And Next week on *Big Love* Lisann helps Goofy move his trailer into Pixie Glitter's driveway... Do you think the neighbors will realize Pixie has two husbands?? Watch and wait to see *What the neighbors really think!*
Originally Posted By quincytoo OHHHHHH Pixie..{{{{{HUGSNCUDDLES}}}}} I feel so bad... <----kicks the cake that holds $10,000 worth of imported Chile cherries....what are a few dollars amongst friends??? Applies another $10,000 to off the MIL Happy deareast friend??? OHHHH I thought of you today when I saw that Peps (the thin dark mint covered chocolate you so love) were going on sale soon <---feels kinda dirty here folks ;D
