Hey LP athesists you may want to join this church

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    Originally Posted By mele

    <<socks for sex!>>

    Haha, one of the books we used to read as kids was called "Socks For Supper". LOL

    The Amazon description is even funnier now: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Socks-Supper-Jack-Kent/dp/0819309656" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/Socks-Su...19309656</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    Sock sex offends me. I'm leaving LP forever again!
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Will a plate of pancakes lure you back?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Pancakes are not on trial here!
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    Mmmmmmmmmmm Pancks!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I like mine with syrp.
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    Don't forget the buttr.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Just as long as your not wearing socks while eating them I think it will be fine.
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    I like mine fully loaded. Buttr, pnut buttr, AND syrp....only thing missing is the whipped cream with a cherry on top.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Ok, so let me get this straight. This church wants people to have sex?
    With or without a partner? And do you have to be either be staright or gay? I mean, what if your gay and wear socks or straight and you don't? What if your bi, and you have one sock on and one sock off? Do you still have to have sex?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    I'm so confused... can someone please pass me the pancakes?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    What if your socks are insideout?
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    >>>What if your socks are insideout? <<<

    Now that is just sick!

    :p
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    RMM, don't act all pius!
    You know you've had an insideout sock befor, infact you KNOW you've had quite a few. I've seen you do your laundry and I've personally WATCHED YOU stick your hand inside a sock and flip it right side in!Now THAT's SICK!
    Now what do you have to say for yourself?!
     
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    Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie

    OK! I'll confess!

    I've played with sock puppets before. It was just something I experimented with when I was young. I'd never consider doing it again.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Likely story!
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    I like the sock theory...but I'd rather stick with the pancks...We should have an International House of Pancks Meet...and not wear socks....*snicker, snicker*.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    Man, you should have seen some of the socks I wore in college!
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    Isn't it bad enough that in our larger cities we have young runaway pancakes on our street corners calling out "Hey sailor! Maple or boysenberry?"
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Somebody's not paying attention...this should have gone to playpen long ago...
     
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