Originally Posted By CuriousConstance I'd rather encounter Bigfoot than the backwoods guy getting all up in a moose's business.
Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt "I'd rather encounter Bigfoot than the backwoods guy getting all up in a moose's business. Now there's an image I wish I could get out of my head. Thanks.
Originally Posted By Princessjenn5795 Hmmm. I strongly recommend not jumping to the last page of a discussion without reading the rest of it. I thought this was a thread about Frozen meet & greets and the first thing I read is Constance getting up in a moose's business....not really sure I want to read the rest of this now.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Discussions like these are a great way to kill time waiting to meet Elsa and Anna.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip It's all my fault. I first mentioned a tale I once heard about a backwoods guy putting on antlers and and looking for a female Moose. Not only am I not sure if I really remember hearing that tale or just made it up, I didn't even get the terminology right. A female moose should be referred to as a cow, apparently. At any rate, it's been fun. Now I'm left with a dilemma... how do you differentiate between a cow cow and a moose cow? I'll have to search the Google for divine guidance. Back to Frozen. Fine movie, even if the moose was drawn nowhere near as large as he should have been. All moose-human interactions were strictly 'G' rated.
Originally Posted By CuriousConstance "It's all my fault. I first mentioned a tale I once heard about a backwoods guy putting on antlers and and looking for a female Moose. Not only am I not sure if I really remember hearing that tale or just made it up, I didn't even get the terminology right. A female moose should be referred to as a cow, apparently. At any rate, it's been fun. " Even if you did make it up, you know someone, somewhere out there is getting all up in a mooses "bidness". Or if not a moose, some sheep, cows, dogs, etc. I don't know why I'm stating this either, to be honest.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros >>how do you differentiate between a cow cow and a moose cow? I'll have to search the Google for divine guidance.<< You mean *bovine* guidance? I think a "cow cow" would be considered a bovine (boys are bulls), while a moose cow would be considered a moose. Just to further complicate things, a female whale is also a cow...
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb <<Do moose attack?>> Why yes, yes they do. In Alaska we were given special running instructions depending on if we happened upon a bear or moose. As for telling a bull from a cow, the female ironically has no rack ;-).
Originally Posted By mele Ha! My favorite thing that they tell us to do is "look big" for certain animals. Um, bigger than I already do?
Originally Posted By CuriousConstance Lol in the panic of the moment I'd never remember if was to look big or small, make noise or be quiet.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb With moose, it's run, bob and weave, without so much bobbing. And aim for the trees, they don't bank their turns very well.
Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt "With moose, it's run, bob and weave, without so much bobbing." Here's how you escape from an angry cow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gx7pxDaius&feature=youtube_gdata_player (Language NSFW)
Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt Frozen just won the Oscars for best song and Best Animated Picture. Expect the lines to visit these ladies to be long for a while.
