Originally Posted By AZDLDad And all this time, I thought it was just me that had these insane thoughts. Whew, now I can go #2 with ease.
Originally Posted By AZDLDad Forgot one! STEAMER - When you purposely leave your deposit as you sit in order to drive others out or off their commodes more quickly!
Originally Posted By Mrs 2oon <<Industrial strength flushes!!>> Eighteen months ago when we remodeled our master bathroom we bought a Champion toilet. It's claim to fame is that it can flush 24 golf balls in a single flush without getting stopped up. We haven't had to use the plunger in a year and a half!
Originally Posted By Ursula ^ Boy, I would have on day one. Reason #34 why Ursula doesn't own her own home.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<(And we haven't tested the 24 golf ball theory, either.)>> Don't respond RoadTrip... keep that thought to yourself... no use getting Admin'ed. ;-)
Originally Posted By avromark You do know that the worst flushing toilet are the "water saving" toilets that use half the water, I don't understand how it saves water since instead of one flush you have to do multiple flushes, and get the plunger out, and deal with it overflowing, thats why I installed non water saver elgongated Kohler's in my house.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<It's claim to fame is that it can flush 24 golf balls in a single flush without getting stopped up.>> <<Don't respond RoadTrip... keep that thought to yourself... no use getting Admin'ed.>> OK... I'm sorry. I can't resist any more... Five or Six golf ball might be kind of interesting, but wouldn't 24 golf balls really hurt??? ;-)
Originally Posted By Ursula We had a OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER in one of my previous jobs. Not only did he not care what others thought, but he even brought it up in a company-wide meeting that the upstairs flusher wasn't strong enough for his missles.
Originally Posted By wahooskipper In college we had a resident who could produce the most unusual...um...creations. He had the WRAPAROUND which did just as the name would imply. He also had the STATUE OF LIBERTY which, again, one could guess it's meaning. The guy was quite the artist.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<He had the WRAPAROUND which did just as the name would imply.>> OK... I've got that one. <<He also had the STATUE OF LIBERTY which, again, one could guess it's meaning.>> I have NO CLUE on that one, and probably don't even want to know!! LOL P.S. It doesn’t have anything to do with a football gadget play, does it??
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I'm thinkin' maybe it "stood at attention"? It's such a shame when an artist isn't appreciated in his own time...(then again, is any artist of this sort appreciated?...)
Originally Posted By wahooskipper TDG knows what I'm talking about. One of the most bizarre things I have ever seen which I had been able to menally block out for the past 16 years...until this thread popped up.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL! You're welcome, wahoo. ;-P (wait, I don't think I wanna stick my tongue out in this thread...)
Originally Posted By knightnfrees Well, TDG...I'm surprised I didn't see this when it first came out! (Hmmm, bad choice of words there, huh? LOL) Luckily working the odd hours that I doo...er...I mean, do. I don't have to worry about what co-workers think while I 'drop the kids off at the pool'. ;-p Perhaps I've revealed more than I should have? Hmm, Nah...we're family. <---runs of to the restroom. ;-) <<I had been able to menally block out for the past 16 years...until this thread popped up.>> Or 'pooped' up as the case might be.
Originally Posted By BoyStory HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By DyGDisney My cousin, BoyStory, asked me to post on here and let everyone know that it was her 12 year old son who posted the last two comments. She had left a page open at LP and he went ahead and posted under her screen name. Apparently she isn't able to post on this thread now for some reason. Boy did her son get in trouble for that too!
