I appear to have a lip balm problem

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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Poor Toony..


    I have 2 of the small vaseline tins, one blue one green, a tube of black chapstick (traditional I know) a tube of blistex, one of the blistex moisturising roller ball tubes that tastes of mint, a vanilla aloegator (yeah I didn't know I had it either) oh and I found a cherry flavoured carmex too...



    Amazed that sounds like the way forward to me, after all you would want the jacket and the lip balm to match (yes that's right I have the cherry aloegator for my red ski jacket :D)
     
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    Originally Posted By amazedncal2

    <<<changed purses and threw everything in the new purse to sort through on our drive to Reno. 1/2 way up the mountain I start fishing around for my chapstick. Panic ensues. DH asks twice what I am doing. There is NO lip balm in this purse. I also remember that I threw out my "emergency" glove compartment chapstick because it melted and got gross during the summer. I was WITHOUT lip balm!!! I felt so ashamed.
    I did find a lipstick, but its not the same :( Luckily I have one in my overnight bag, whew. Life if good.
     
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    Originally Posted By disneylandfan8

    I have TONS of chapsticks & lip balm, even a bubble gum one with the Cheshire Cat on it, but for the life of me, I don't know where any of them are. I'm a real sucker for the flavored ones.
     
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    Originally Posted By amazedncal2

    Oh, disneylandfan8 that is really cool that you have one with the Cheshire Cat on it! A collectors item!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    <-----goes nowhere, I mean absolutely nowhere, without Bonne Belle Lip Smackers and/or Blistex lip balm with sunscreen.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA

    <~~(also is a daily lip balm user -- Burt's Bees is my favorite)

    <~~ (also carries a man-purse)
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    On behalf of wives everywhere, I salute you. My right shoulder is lower than my left because of all of Mr. Glitter's junk that I have to tote around in my purse due to his pockets not being big enough.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA

    I carry my wallet, glasses, phone, camera, lip balm, business cards, credit cards, and loose change -- all in my man-purse.

    In fact, I have two man-purses (pursi?)
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Well, lah-dee-dah! Lookit me! I'm Mr. Jim Fancy Pants!!!

    I got chapped lips the way the Good Lord intended for me to be! And I don't need no man purse, neither.

    Now, where the hell did I put my glasses... Walker Texas Ranger is on soon...
     
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    Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA

    <~~(never claimed to be macho)
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    toony, you might be a little cranky from being sick?
     
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    Originally Posted By amazedncal2

    A murse and chapstick! Women are swooning all over LP!

    Mrs.Jim in Merced CA, you got yourself a good one!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Man purse!?!?!?

    I thought those were called male bags.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    No, those are what the Mail Man carrys.
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Mr Smedley also carries a man purse and his own chapstick, I have trained him well :D

    Pixie welcome to the clan, never heard of lip smackers.. Hmm this may require some investigation..

    Don't mind toony I think he's just a teensy bit upset that his intervention failed.... ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    He's probably got lip issues.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>toony, you might be a little cranky from being sick?<<

    WHADDAYA MEAN BY THAT!!!??????
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ... A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon, gets off his horse walks around to the back of it, lifts up the tail and kisses it smack on the backside,
    The bartender inside the bar notices this transaction and thinks it a little strange. When the cowboy saunters up to the bar and orders a drink the bartender asks him, "I noticed when you got off your horse you walked behind it and kissed it on it's backside. Can I ask why?"
    The cowboy answers "Chapped lips".
    "Wow!" says the bartender. "It cures chapped lips?"
    "No, but it sure as heck keeps you from licking them."




    Smed,maybe you just need to buy a horse.
    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I need an intervention.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Ya' need a horse. ;-)
     

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