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    Originally Posted By LPFan22

    This is the second place I've seen donuts mentioned... now I'm getting a craving.

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    #601 See Post, Oct 10, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    How does a girl vampire flirt?







    She bats her eyes.
     
    #602 See Post, Oct 10, 2004
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Tigger and Pooh are dressing as DALMATIANS this Halloween.
     
    #603 See Post, Oct 11, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What is a vampire's least favorite food?







    Steak.
     
    #604 See Post, Oct 11, 2004
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I love it when you talk punny.
     
    #605 See Post, Oct 12, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Why are vampires like false teeth?







    They all come out at night.
     
    #606 See Post, Oct 12, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?







    Because sandals don't look good with a tuxedo.
     
    #607 See Post, Oct 13, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Why did the headless horseman go into business?







    He wanted to get ahead in life.
     
    #608 See Post, Oct 14, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What's a ghost's favorite dessert?







    Boo-berry pie!
     
    #609 See Post, Oct 16, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What's a monster's favorite dessert?







    I-Scream!
     
    #610 See Post, Oct 17, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Where does a ghost go on vacation?







    Mali-boo!
     
    #611 See Post, Oct 17, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    The maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it. What is it?







    A coffin.
     
    #612 See Post, Oct 18, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What do you call a witch's garage?







    A broom closet.
     
    #613 See Post, Oct 19, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What do you call two witches living together?







    Broommates.
     
    #614 See Post, Oct 20, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?







    Fasten your sheet belts.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Why was the mummy so tense?







    Because he was all wound up!
     
    #616 See Post, Oct 23, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?







    A cereal killer.
     
    #617 See Post, Oct 24, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    What is a vampire's least favorite song?







    Another one bites the dust.
     
    #618 See Post, Oct 24, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Where do ghosts go for fun?







    The boo-vies.
     
    #619 See Post, Oct 25, 2004
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?







    It lifts their spirits.
     
    #620 See Post, Oct 26, 2004
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