Originally Posted By knightnfrees I have a friend who LOVES ketchup. He grabs 5-6 ketchup packets, tears them openall at once, & squeezes the contents on his fries...He's got it down to a science. It's a sight.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy 5-6? Amateur. You need to take *me* to McDonald's, buddy (or Wendy's, even better).
Originally Posted By MomofPrincess The thought of licking anything off of a paper NAPKIN gives me goosebumps. What else do you do for fun? Run your fingernails down a chalkboard? Huh? HUH????
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy No, the bottom "layer" of the ketchup prevents napkin-sticking. But don't worry, no lickin' napkins tonight---I got me a Subway chicken and bacon ranch sub fer lunch later (mm-mm-*mm*).
Originally Posted By Labuda "That's about the last time Hardee's served anything that could be reasonably classified as food... Although I've heard their ketchup is good." NO ketchup is as good as Whataburger ketchup. None. Nada Hmmm, email me your snail mail and I'll send you some Whataburger ketchup, Byron! It's better than Heinz!
Originally Posted By TDLFAN >>I licked ketchup off my napkin and it tasted good<< Is there anyone here in more need of a romantic life than our dear TallDisneyGuy?? How about a sequel all to himself? We shall call it "The 20-something year old Virgin".
Originally Posted By friendofdd I don't understand why you made no effort to put the remainder back in the packet, fold it to prevent leakage, and take it home where it could be used with whatever is in your refrigerator.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy No no friendofdd, this wasn't from packets, but rather a generous amount squirted out from my 50.5 oz bottle (I get either 2 of those in a twin pack or a 64 oz when I go shoppin'). Hence the last of it would have gone to waste had not my tongue come to the rescue.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Obviously you are a casual ketchup user. We experienced users always return the unused portion to the container so as not to waste a precious drop. It takes some practice, but can easily be done. Of course, if it has been contaminated in some way, it should neither be returned or eaten. But can usually be added to the dogs meal.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <so as not to waste a precious drop.> That's where the tongue comes in, my friend.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Amateur! Just admit your feel you can't easily put it back in the container.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Okay, okay! If I squirt out a big ol' mound I'm stuck with it! Sometimes I use not enough and have to re-squirt, but yes, there are times when I've over-squirted and I have to pay the consequences!! *breaks down in defeated sobs*
Originally Posted By chickendumpling I cannot believe you took post #57 and did not just post "Heinz". I am so disappointed in you.
Originally Posted By friendofdd LOL, Chickendumpling. TGD, perhaps you should stow the squirt bottle and use a wide mouth bottle for a while.
