Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Oh, and Whiskers McWhiskey, I don't think you saw my request to be second in command. I can wrangle 30+ of them little, unruly cowpokes with one hand tied behind my back. Surely I can handle this crew!<< But what happens iff'n BOTH hands get tied behind yer back? It happens from time to time. Specially if yer lassoin' skills is rusty.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>I can sleep in on a Saturday untll noon.<< Hmmmm. That might come in right handy iff'n we're chasin' down a gang o' them there imsoniacs. Or weekend warriors. I'll make a note of it.
Originally Posted By avimagine Nuttin' wrong with insomnaics, some of them are the dandiest people aroun'! My special skills include overanalyzing, being a wee bit peckis' and knowin' how to use a cauldron. Them is used for storage, cookin' whackin' whackin' cookin' and whackin', I can make these dem fangled new phoneymaggigs wid bod dee bean cans and de soup tins. I can sing home on da range off toon and neva fir'd a real gun in my life.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>I can sleep in on a Saturday untll noon.<< I couldn't possibly top that, so I will hereby withdraw myself from consideration.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan This is quite possibly the sleepiest posse in the west. Wellsir, we've been on the trail now for pret'near 3 days. I'd like to hear what y'all have experienced so far.
Originally Posted By goodgirl I think I've found a good hangin' tree. Gotta have a good hangin' tree. Who should we hang?
Originally Posted By TheParsec A saw Toby Keith a couple nights ago off the trail. He was singin' "Should of been a cowboy!"
Originally Posted By Tiggirl My rear end is gettin' a might bit tired from this here saddle. Anyone had a pillow I could use fer mah rump?
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Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS If yer good, they might throw in some vinyl patches in case of saddle punctures!
Originally Posted By DlandDug I'm still lookin' fer this: <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/63/167465915_63a83d0c02.jpg" target="_blank">http://farm1.static.flickr.com...0c02.jpg</a>
Originally Posted By amazedncal2 Skippy was purty sure she saw a varmint and got all skippy on me. Had to hang on so tight I messed up my danged manicure. Rethinkin helpin her escape from that circle ride thingy at that dad burned Car nee val.
Originally Posted By avimagine I successfully caught a snipe, found Red's redemption and caught a lightn'in bug.