Originally Posted By Autopia Deb <--- attempts to go the direction pointed, ends up in a graceless twirl and falls on butt.
Originally Posted By DlandDug Waaal, since I do have me a mustache, I think I better ride off in all directions.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Okay, as night falls, it's time to gather 'round teh ol' campfire and do a little harmonizin', western style. I'll start, and then y'all can each contribute a stanzer or two. It's sung to the tune of "Home on the Range" (and by thunder, iff'n ya don't know THAT tune, ya ain't got NO DANG BIZNESS bein' in a posse anyhow!) ahem.... Oh Sarsaparilla's the hoss Of me, your trail boss A finer steed you will never see. In Amarillo he won First prize for shootin' a gun Which, with hooves, sure as heck ain't easy! Home, home on the range Where the land and the critters is strange Where cactus is rough And the wimmin is tough And outlaws will steal your spare change.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost AKA...Cooky Oh, give me a stove To make hardtack like stone. Ridin Buckboards on dusty ole roads, Makes me all blistered and sore, And that’s why I’m a walkin real strange, Home, home on my range, Cookin Beans and Jerky to day. You don’t need no cash, What I serve you will pass. Just don’t do that real close to a flame.
Originally Posted By u k fan Well I know the score, Cos I ate here before, And I do hope this feelin' will pass Cos the pain in my gut Caused a terrible splut And somethin' just shot out my... mouth! Home, home on the range, With a saddle that's covered in muss, I'll be calling fer Ralph, As I'm travelling south, With a stench that'll make preachers cuss!!!
Originally Posted By amazedncal2 << not rhymie so playin the spoons and kazoo...I'm willin to shar if any of yous wanna join in......don't mind that crud on the spoon, Cooky makes a mean bean stew that can't be washed off even with whiskey.
Originally Posted By DlandDug O'er the desert so wide, I'm seekin' a bride, A run away one, she ain't mine. She's salty and sweet, And mighty petite, And a big ol' pain in the behind! Home, home on the range, Where the Pixies do Glitter, they say. Those cute, teasin' dopes, Raise a Goofy Guy's hopes, But then, isn't that just their way?
Originally Posted By Ursula Just a cottin-pickin' moment. I got lost and NOT one of you horse-ridin' pokes goes after me? What are you, a bunch of lilly-livered wemmin? Or a wee lass in pigtails and a skirt? I'm about righ-minded enough to turn and go back home to my warm bed. Jeeash.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Um... I knew exactly where you were the whole time. If you had just looked left and north a few feet, you would have seen the campfire.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl BHTIAKS!!!* *Boy Howdy, That Is A Knee Slapper (old west equivelent of LOL
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Been on a drunken stupor down in Mexicali. Viva Tamales!!!! Ayyyyyyyeeeeeeeee yyiiii yyiiii!
