Originally Posted By u k fan Cowboy/Cowgirl name: The Milky Bar Kid Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) Own Name of horse: Haitchfer Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): I sure can cuss! Color/style of hat: Straw Boater (I took it from the cold dead body of Barbershop Bass) Distinctive marks: Glasses Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA Clean shaven Cowboy catch phrase: Yippee Kye Ay Coffeemaker One thing ya cain't stand: Spittin' Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Ma Momma's papered her house with ma wanted posters. It's nice to give somethin' back!!!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Okay, a'fore we ride off, this here posse needs some RULES. List three rules you think is fair 'n then we'll vote on 'em.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Cowboy/Cowgirl name: The Liberator Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one)- Iron Horse, them railways is the way of the future Name of horse: Serendipity Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Gamblin', railway management, and mining Color/style of hat: Top Distinctive marks: Big jolly grin Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA Full burnsides Cowboy catch phrase: Welcome to the land of opportunity, now where is the next one? One thing ya cain't stand: Gunslingers Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? That now depends on a who's askin' - an are we talkin' federal marshall or them guys down Mexico way?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 No farting 'round the campfire, this ain't Blazing Saddles. This here is an Equal Opportunity Posse (EOP), if's a woman, an old man or whatever being most able to getter done then they be the doing. There be no kickin, hitting, or over ridin' the horses. Animals got rights too and even some lefts if you know how to handle the reins kindly.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo No drinkin', gamblin' or fornicatin' before 7, am that is.... No one let's Pat Garret in... Be sure to use the spittoon, not the floor.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>List three rules you think is fair 'n then we'll vote on 'em.<< Rule #1: Pick up yer clothes, dagnabbit! Rule #2: No wearing white after Labor Day. Rule #3: No startin' land wars in Asia.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb 1. No nose pickin'. Ifn I sees ya minin' fer gold, ya better be in a gold mine. 2. Ifn yer on cookin' duty yer special skill had better not be spittin' 3. I ain't washin' yer drawers, so don't be askin'
Originally Posted By Dabob2 Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Dabobby the Kid. That's MR. Dabobby the Kid to you, Kar2oonMan. Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one): Being in Brooklyn, he's one of them co-op horses. Kinda owned, but technically he's a share of the herd. Sorta. (I'd show ya' the papers, but I cain't quite lift 'em.) Name of horse: Citation. Of Co-op Law 960.1, section 3. But I just calls him "Sy." Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Unique hybrid of Suthern and Brooklyn-style cussin'. Can melt metal with it. Color/style of hat: Neither white nor black. I insist on gray areas, as many of yuz knows. Distinctive marks: Dimples as cute as ya' ever did see. Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: Formerly bearded. Now five-o-clock shadow that shows up well before five. Cowboy catch phrase: "Gotta catch me a cowboy!" (Retired in 1994.) One thing ya cain't stand: Surveys with too many questions. AND I'M FIXIN' TO GET RIGHT RILED UP JUST ABOUT NOW!! Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer?: New Jersey. You don't wanna know.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Rule #1 The only time we can remove our hats is to wash our hair. Rule #2 We must be willing to give our life to protect the school marm. Rule #3 Horses eat before we do.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Rule #1 - No strainin' them there coffee grinds through your mangy socks. No one around these parts wants athlete's mouth. Rule #2 - No rebuy at Wednesday's poker game lessin' you got another bottle of that moonshine. Rule #3 - If it's yellow, that be alright, but if it's brown, do it in town for pete's sake!
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Rule #1 - Only take your boots off ta warsh yo feets. Rule #2 - We don't warsh our feets. Rule #3 - See above for instructions on jeans. The exception to #3 is if'n some city slicker is willing to pay a lot of money for them, as is, Wranglers.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Rule #1: No wranglin' before 9am. This here cowgirl needs her sleepy-time! Rule #2: No hard work on days that end in Y. This cowgirl needs her restin' time! Rule #3: All tents, cabins, yurts etc must be equipped with a jacuzzi. This cowgirl needs her soakin' time!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan 1. If'n ya gets a hankerin' to sing 'round the campfire, ya gotta sound reasonably close to one of the follerin': <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn3JB51NH_M&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...=related</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UiSMyyj-Ac" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...SMyyj-Ac</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dP0aUXFtk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...P0aUXFtk</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ1R5isMXxk&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...=related</a> 2. Nuthin' in the chuck wagon labeled "lite". 3. No target practice after 10 p.m. Camp quiet time 'til sunup.
Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay 1. No shirt, no shoes no service. 2. Keep off the grass. 3. No swimmin' until 30 minutes after you eat.
Originally Posted By amazedncal2 1) If you chaw, you must wear a handkerchief over your face and use the spittoon you have hooked to your saddle (can be detached for campfire time.) I don't want to see or step in your goo. 2) I am not to be asked to skin or butcher the animals (allergic) 3) We are not expected to come up with 3 of anything. 2 is enough.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<No shirt, no shoes no service.>> How's a gal above the saloon suppose to make a livin'?
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Is it too late to join this here posse? Cowboy/Cowgirl name: The Dagobah Kid Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) Don't have a horse, but I do have a bantha Name of horse: ksrnisl Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Levitating thins, making people see things my way. Color/style of hat: 1/4 gallon hat Distinctive marks: Small, green and wrinkly Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA: A few here and there Cowboy catch phrase: Do or do not, there is no try youall. One thing ya cain't stand: The Dark Side Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? I'm not wanted in any states, but I am in a galaxy far, far away.
