Originally Posted By Autopia Deb >>>Do or do not, there is no try youall<<< LOL!!! <---- wishes I were an artist so I could paint the picture in my head of Yoda dressed like a cowboy.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Rule #1: Stay away from the Dark Side Rule #2: No popcorn poppin after 10 pm. Beauty sleep I need... yesssss! Rule #3: Churros Rule!
Originally Posted By Ursula 1. Quiet time happens during massage time. 2. Only one cuss word allowed per minute when discussing past husbands. 3. We all tip the cabana boy the same, so as to not create favorites.
Originally Posted By u k fan 1. You do not talk about LP Posse 1a. You DO NOT talk about LP Posse 2. What happens in LP Posse stays in LP Posse 3. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Better Late Than-never. BLT iffin that's too long fer ya. Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one)Define own.... Name of horse: Miyun. As in this thar horse is miyun, not yers. Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): I can shoot the cuss right out yer spittin' mouth. Color/style of hat: Ten gallon. Black and orange stripeties. Distinctive marks: Dis does stink a little, don't it? Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA - Define beard.... Cowboy catch phrase: I like ya, but I'll killya if I hafta. One thing ya cain't stand: Clowns. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Define wanted.....
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 1. Parlay is for puss...*ahem* Er...No parlay. 2. Iffin yer gonna eat, ya better have enuff ta share. 3. I'm the only one.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Kluck Earp Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) Own...several. Name of horse: Dwayne Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): I'd say I cuss like a sailor, if'n I knowed what a sailor were. Color/style of hat: 10.39 Gallon...it's a mighty tuff shade o' prepull Distinctive marks: Does this look infected? Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA - NA Cowboy catch phrase: Always pillage before ye burn. Wait. I think that's a pirate catch phrase. If'n I knowed what a pirate were. One thing ya cain't stand: Spiders - the little eight leggered freaks. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? I'd like to be OUT of this here state of confusion I've been stuck in fer years...
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Y'all might want to keep Road Trip away from your horses. I'm just sayin'.
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Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Pea Shootin' Pixie Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) Shetland pony Name of horse: Sweet Pea, the Sparkle Rainbow Unicorn Princess Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): Pea shootin' of course. (No, no, no, I don't shoot Sweet Pea! I meant that I use peas for my amm-yoo-nishun, ya gol-durned fools!) Color/style of hat: And go around with hat hair? Please. Distinctive marks: Tinker Bell tattoo. But I ain't sayin' where. Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA Whiskers McWhiskey, you are in grave danger of being on the business end of an Ol' Skunk Eye, sir. Cowboy catch phrase: I'm a rootin-tootin', pea shootin', bean pootin', butt bootin' Pixie! *giggles girlishly* One thing ya cain't stand: Dirt. Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Darlin', I'm wanted everywhere.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 "bean pootin" Being in the same posse with Pea Pooping Pixie many times, this I can say is 100% pea-ewww true.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck >>>Oh good Lord. Get a life.<<< It's called Playpen for a reason, get over it.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 C'mon, can we just have some fun somewhere on LP please?! Stop before this great thread sinks.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Where in the heck is Whiskers McWhiskey?! Let's get this posse movin'!
Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay GOL DANGIT!!!! Anyone know how to remove a boot from a horse? Guess I should have paid those tickets last time I was in town. I didn't know it was a no hitchin' zone!
Originally Posted By Stacers76 alright, FINE, don't wanna be left alone AGAIN, so here goes.... Cowboy/Cowgirl name: Sufferin' Succotash Stacers Horse: own/rent/allergic (check one) I dunno it came with the name...own I s'pose. Name of horse: Noodles (What! 'm not creative!) Special skills (such as shootin', cussin' or spittin'): It involves hog-tyin' but I'm not givin away all my secrets yet! Color/style of hat: Red felt with a string under my chin, Yeehaw!!! Distinctive marks: Show me yours n I'll show you mine big fella....errr wait..la la la none visible! Facial hair: Beard/moustache/five-o'clock shadow/NA Depends on the day Cowboy catch phrase: Flippin' chickens! (ooh or maybe that's my talent haha) One thing ya cain't stand: being last horse on the trail...after burrito night...gah! Are ya wanted in any states? If'n so, what fer? Ain't gonna say!