Originally Posted By Ursula Uhm, I have seventeen pieces of luggage. Does someone have an ass for us to use?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Boy howdy, girlie, is that ever a loaded question. But not as loaded as that poor donkey is gonna be with your seventeen pieces of luggage.
Originally Posted By DlandDug A SONG? I thought you'd never ask...! Ahrm... I... ...get no kick from champagne... Mere alcohol, Doesn't thrill me at all... So tell me, Why should it be true... That I get a kick out of you...!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Somebody needs to do some privutt tutorin' of Ol' Red. That boy hain't got NO idea how to be a cowpoke.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter No idea. I'm guessing it might be what you do to the cows in Farmville on Facebook.
Originally Posted By MissCandice One of my favorites: When I wake up in the mornin', love And the sunlight hurts my eyes And somethin' without warnin', love Bears heavy on my mind Then I look at you And the world's alright with me Just one look at you And I know it's gonna be A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) When the day that lies ahead of me Seems impossible to face When someone else instead of me Always seems to know the way Then I look at you And the world's alright with me Just one look at you And I know it's gonna be A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) When the day that lies ahead of me Seems impossible to face And when someone else instead of me Always seems to know the way Then I look at you And the world's alright with me Just one look at you And I know it's gonna be A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) A lovely day (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day) (Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day)
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Somebody whack Cowgirl Candice upside the head. She's stuck again.
Originally Posted By amazedncal2 cough sputter cough....In my non cowpoke world I could: 1)find my car or anyone elses car in a suburban shopping center lot. Even those who walk into Safeway through one door and exit out another door and have that look. I can spot someones green Pilot or tan camery whithin 30 seconds even though they are hidding amongst the 300 other green pilots and tan camerys. 2) I have been known to spot LPers in DLR. Their "who the heck are you?" looks let me know they didn't hear me coming. 3) When my kids were growing up they were sure I had eyes in the back of my head. So, now I be a cowpoke. Iffin ya'll are wantin to call on Naggin Nan (remember those eyes in the back of my head) fer any of these god given skills, fer sure call on me.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Bill Withers ain't on trial here! (Though that song ain't whatcha call a standard campfire tune.)
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed Oh I'm my own grandpa I'm my own granpa It sounds funny I know, But it really is so Oh I'm my own grandpa This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
