Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay "Bill Withers ain't on trial here!" Oh. We have trials? <--- Puts away her torch and rope.
Originally Posted By avimagine Sure do! Time trials that is. Now who do you think them there has the fastes' horsie out dere? Hoos horsie can jump ta highes'? Just make sure yer horsie don't land on any ass!
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Music! Oh how my heart starts a-thumpin' at a good campfire song. I've got my jugs for blowin'. (Moonshine jugs y'all... git yer minds out of the dusty gutters) ~Beth
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Well life's on the farm been kinda laid back Ain't much an old country poke like me can hack It's early to rise early in the sack Thank God I joined a ridin' Posse! A simple kind of life never did me no harm Raisin' me a family and workin' on a farm My days were all filled with crummy country charm Thank God I joined a ridin' Posse! Well I got me a fine horse I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up I Tiggirl cooking cakes on the griddle And life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle Thank God I joined a ridin' Posse! When the work's all done and the sun is settin' low I pull out my fiddle and I rosin' up the bow But the old farts in the possee are asleep so I keep it kinda low Thank God I got a ridin' Posse! I'd play Sally Goodin all day if I could But McWhiskey and 'Nan wouldn't take it very good So I fiddle when I can and I work when I should Thank God I got a ridin' Posse! Well I got me a fine Posse! Well I wouldn't trade my life for diamonds or jewels I never was one of them money hungry fools I'd rather have my fiddle and my Posse! Thank God I'm on a ridin' Posse! Yeah city folks drivin' in a black limousine A lotta sad people think that's mighty keen Well son let me tell you exactly what I mean Thank God I'm on a ridin' Posse! Well I got me a fine horse... Well my fiddle was my daddy's till the day he died And he took me by the hand and held me close to his side He said live a good life play my fiddle with pride And thank God you're gonna be in a Posse! Well my daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle He taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle He taught me how to love and how to give just a little And thank God I'm on a this here Posse!
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Hey Lasso, That was a might fine lullaby! Put ol' Cyanide to sleep straight away!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Also, a'fore we head off, we need to stock up the chuck wagon. Place yer grub orders now so's I can gather 'em up over to the Gen'ral Merchantile.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Beef Jerky Chewn' Tabaccy Chilaquiles Soap Gardenia Hand Lotion Burt's Bee Lip Gloss Tamales Pinto Beans Jalapeno, Poblano, Habanero Peppers Off Bug Spray Licorce Swiss Facial Scrub Condoms That about does me.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Store bought tamales? I'm gonna need ta see some ID, 'cause I think you jes' might be an imposter!
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Asst pots and pans Chili powder Tequila limes Apple sausage Quail eggs Oregano Sea salt White pepper Gruyere cheese Blow torch matches Sack of potatoes Extra pair of knickers Generator Filled gas can Grindstone Rope Asst reading material Hmm, there was something else….think, think, think…..oh yeah. Coffin nails
Originally Posted By Lisann22 The Posse: (Fer gettin' the names strait') 999HAUNTS: Hatbox Haley amazedncal2: Naggin' Nan Autopia Deb: Deadeye Deb avimagine: The Grating One Dabab2: Dabobby the Kid davewasbaloo: The Liberator DDMAN26: Lazy eye DDMAN DlandDug: Red EdisYoda: The Dagobah Kid friendofdd: Gabby goodgirl: Tess Kar2oonman: Whiskers McWhiskey LadyKluck: Kluck Earp Lisann22: Lasso Lisa LVBelle: Bawdy Belle MissCandice: Can-Can Candice oneyepete: Rango Pixie Glitter: Pea Shootin Pixie Stacers76: Succatash Stacers The Parsec: Fast Draw Freddy TiggerPooh1973: Better Late Than Never Tiggirl: Two Step Tiggirl u k fan: The Milky Bar Kid Ursula: Irritated Ursula Yahtzee Nay Nay: Shotzee Yahtzee
Originally Posted By avimagine You mean we ain't gonna liv' off the land? Buffalo jerky, an grass salad and all that? Wild rabbit?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Shoppin' list: Whiskey Scotch Whiskey Scotch tape bacon whiskey coffee Irish coffee some'more bacon, I reckon
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Grub list. Lard Bacon Beans Oreos Fat back Chorizo Kielbasa Salami Prosciutto Rum Whiskey Kalhua Bailey's Whipped Cream Coffee Caviar Sugar cubes Oh, and loaf of bread, carton of milk, and a stick of butter.
Originally Posted By LVBelle Bawdy Belle's shopping list: Jake Daniels Malibu Tequila Coke I reckon that's enough for me!
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Jake Daniels. That thar one of them knock offs of the real thing?
