Originally Posted By Lisann22 So I was reading some maps McWhiskers and I be tryins ta figure out just where's we are and where's we be a headin'? Are we heading for the Free-Monte hills to rescue someone? Are we hunting along the Trial of Deers? I heard thar be a train werth robbin' in Niles? But the Chaplain, Charlie something or other is long dead, so thar be no saving us once we done do the job thar. I don't want to end up in the Oregon Trials, so no misbehavin', I heard that was one heck of a trek. We best have a lot of traps if in's we go thru Coyote Hills. I heard Triple C say she wanted to see her Sierra Madre. I just know I don't want to Pass any Donners! And we needs to be keepin' an eye out for Juan Murietta up in the Pinnacles. Rumor is that thar place got its name from him pinning ankles to the trees!
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS All I know is I like it here. I found this glittery stuff sparkling near the riverbed when I went to see a man about a horse. I'm not sure what to call it, but I know it looks great bedazzled on my butt pockets.
Originally Posted By avimagine Lewis & Clark, who be them? ;-) Lois and Clark's pre kinescope buds? Waz that them glittery stuff yeller? I like yeller glittery stuff! But I like' 'em yeller nuggets betta. Are we heddin' west from Californee?
Originally Posted By DlandDug >> I found this glittery stuff sparkling near the riverbed...<< Musta been near where that Pea Shootin' Pixie was squattin' down to get a drink...
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS <---runs to change her britches! There's a visual that will haunt me for the entire adventure LOL
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Now lissen here! There's a high prob'ility that we're goin' to run up against some evil doers what ain't gonna be exac'ly what you call CIVILISED. So if you got spangly britches on, y'all better git on over to the Merchantile and buy yerselfs some decent trail-riding trousers PRONTO. sigh... I dunno about this here posse...
Originally Posted By Hatbox Haley Now lookie here, Mr. Whiskers...just cause I fancy a little sparkly fun on my nether-region don't make no mind to you. But, in keepin' up in the good graces of our fine gaggle of cowpokes, I'll be hidin' my britches from those injuns (not the ones in our posse). I'll be darned tootin' sure to keep the sparklies well contained and only break them out on nights out on the prairie.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl The sparkles on them thar britches next to the glow of the fire almost makes it look like one of them fancy disco balls. Makes me feel like doin' a two step!
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>The sparkles on them thar britches next to the glow of the fire almost makes it look like one of them fancy disco balls.<< Looks more like TWO disco balls from here...!
Originally Posted By Hatbox Haley She's been kidnapped! We don't want'n any hauntin' around here. It's bad enough Lasso's peacepipe is gaggin' dear ol' Cyanide's windpipes!
Originally Posted By Hatbox Haley <Looks more like TWO disco balls from here...!> Hey wait a minute! LMAO! or, wait, LM2A'sO.
Originally Posted By DDMAN26 Let's see got me some bacon, more bacon, some pork strips. For drink I got me some whiskey, gin and this stuff called rum. I got the rum coming up the coast down Mexico way. The man I bargained with was this fancy lookin feller, who sounded like he was drunk and I could swore he was wearin ladies makeup.
Originally Posted By oneyepete I knows I've gots some Indian in me cause my Pa use to call me Big Chief Wet Pants of the Peepee Tribe when I was a yungun.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>The man I bargained with was this fancy lookin feller, who sounded like he was drunk and I could swore he was wearin ladies makeup.<< Was he wearin' glittery britches? Cause apperently that's the latest fashion in the wild west based on my posse.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I think I've seen him. Did he wear a 3 point hat and call imself Captain Jack?
Originally Posted By avimagine I say we run them up the pole! One thing we ain't be needin' to worry about is them settlers cabins burnin' or anything. I'd like to add "marshmellers" to the list. Does anyone here hav' a banjee to plink on?
