Originally Posted By Lisann22 1. The earth is going to explode and you can only take one person with you into outer space from your family - who goes and why? 2. You are going to go live in a space colony to save the human race. You only get to take LP'ers with you - name the 5 that go? 3. You are going to lose all 5 sense but get to choice in which order they go, please prioritize...
Originally Posted By goodgirl 1. The earth is going to explode and you can only take one person with you into outer space from your family - who goes and why? Oh my gosh. Why can't it be a friend? Why can't it be someone I can have s*x with to carry on the human race!?! I guess I would take my little sister Kathy. We get along okay. She's a hard worker and a survivor. 2. You are going to go live in a space colony to save the human race. You only get to take LP'ers with you - name the 5 that go? Oh! Boy! Well, Lisa, since you came up with these questions, I guess you'll have to come along to keep me sane. It's a toss up on whether I take Inspector 57 with us. I mean he's a real nice guy but we both know he's not going to have anything to do with either of us as far as propogating the human race. I suppose we should bring along two other young, female LPers capable of reproducing. Tigirl comes to mind; she's young and cute (since we're starting fresh, we may as well leave everyone who's ugly behind). Not really sure who the other one would be. I think Tiggerbabe or Wendebird would be good but then they'd have to leave behind their children and that wouldn't go over very well. Most of the other LP women I'm close to have older children and probably wouldn't want to go through several pregnancies again. I'll have to scope out the young girls at this summer's LP meet. And the fifth person would have to be a guy of course. Since we've nixed the Inspector and TDLFAN, I think our best prospect would be IceKnyght. He's young, good looking and since he spends opening to closing when he's at DL, we know he's got the stamina to handle all four of us women. 3. You are going to lose all 5 sense but get to choice in which order they go, please prioritize... What an awful prospect! Hearing Smell Taste Touch Vision
Originally Posted By goodgirl #2 - Gosh I just realized I get to bring *five*. I only accounted for four. Okay, I-57 can come.
Originally Posted By goodgirl 1. If you had to put it together, what would you fill my Easter basket with? 2. If I came to visit and we went out for dinner, describe the restaurant you would take me to....atmosphere, food, etc. 3. I live in Oregon. Just curious, but what do you know about Oregon? If you came to visit, any idea on what you might expect us to do? Anything for sure that you would want to do?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>I think our best prospect would be IceKnyght. He's young, good looking and since he spends opening to closing when he's at DL, we know he's got the stamina to handle all four of us women. << Hey! He's just a kid. It's easy for him to stay from open to close. Let's see him do that at MY age. I can still stay from open to close. (We are talking about theme parks, right?) Look. Space is dark, lonely, grim. You need some comic relief out there in space! BRING ME!!! I'm sure Icey wouldn't mind me taking his car along, too. I know he would want someone who would take good care of it in deep space and wouldn't want it blown up on earth.
Originally Posted By goodgirl Well, Kar2oonman, if we are propagating the human race then maybe we need more than one "participating" male. Unless the Inspector gives it up for the cause, we'll take you instead of him.
Originally Posted By iceknyght >>Hey! He's just a kid. It's easy for him to stay from open to close. Let's see him do that at MY age. I can still stay from open to close. (We are talking about theme parks, right?)<< Hey, I may be younger than you, but I am not a kid... I'll be 30 in just a few months... >>Look. Space is dark, lonely, grim. You need some comic relief out there in space! BRING ME!!!<< What, you saying I'm not funny? I can't amuse you? Is that what you're trying to say? >>I'm sure Icey wouldn't mind me taking his car along, too. I know he would want someone who would take good care of it in deep space and wouldn't want it blown up on earth.<< Are you kidding me? *IF* I were to be left behind, which come on, I would be blown up with my car... Cause only *I* get to drive it... You can get your own... <<--Doesn't know if he would want Mr. Funny pants coming along... Do I have a say so in this? >
Originally Posted By iceknyght Oh, and Thank You Goodgirl for chosing me! I am honored! Unlike that 2ooney, always trying to weasel his way in to making sure he doesn't get blown up... Some people...
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Well, Kar2oonman, if we are propagating the human race then maybe we need more than one "participating" male. Unless the Inspector gives it up for the cause, we'll take you instead of him.<< Uh oh. I didn't see the "propagating the human race" part of the application. Damn. I TOLD Mrs. 2oon that procedure would come back to haunt me someday. Can you at least leave me your car, Icey? You won't need it in space, and what with the world being blown to smithereens and the authorities uselessly trying to maintain order, I'd at least get to take it out on I-5 and she what it can do.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Man, do I get a freakin' say in this? I got picked and I have to make babies? I chose not to do that on earth, now I'm stuck in space, pregnant, no car, and I gotta share 1 dude with 4 other women. What the H was I thinking?
Originally Posted By wendebird >>Not really sure who the other one would be. I think Tiggerbabe or Wendebird would be good.<< Woo Hoo I got picked! Oh wait, this means I have to have more kids, right? Ok, I'm in.
Originally Posted By goodgirl <<Woo Hoo I got picked! Oh wait, this means I have to have more kids, right? Ok, I'm in. >> Wendy, if you're game, then you're in. By the way, whose genes do you want to mix with yours as we rebuild the human race: Iceknyght? I-57? Kar2oonman?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<Iceknyght? I-57? Kar2oonman>> This is like the LP version of the X-Men: IceKnyght super powers: turning people into ice cubes, he's cool as ice, nickname Berg. I-57 super powers: he can inspect out the bad guys, a real man's man - rides the freeway of love. Kar2oonman super powers: can sketch a criminal in seconds, he he hits a bad guy they get huge cartoon lumps on the head - problem with this super hero is his equipment is damaged.
