Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo >>put the fire on my paw<< "Grief! I meant '...put the fire OUT on my paw...'"
Originally Posted By TheMadHatter ... after pulling his head out of the Alaskan snow, the Mad Hatter attempts to clean the wet wolf hair off his suit. "I'll show him", exclaims the Mad Hatter. Reaching into his jacket, the Mad Hatter pulls out his pocket "interociter" (see "MST3K: The Movie" for the reference). "This is for all the tea tasters around the world!..." "...But before I forget, the question is..." "What is an instrument to represent him?" Having said that, the Mad Hatter fires up his pocket interociter, and teleports Wolf to a distant planet so far away, that he'll need a "Stargate" to get back. Having done this, all is now well with the Mad Hatter, and begins his long trek back to "Wonderland". Lucky for him, a bevy of cuties in a VW microbus, agree to drive him home. Life is sweet, wouldn't you say? ;-)
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo *zap* "Hey! How in the (*bleep!*) I get here???" (looks around, sees nothing but X-shaped objects and clouds) "Is this the Planet X that crazy duck went to one time? Ohhh, that Hatter makes me SO angry!!!" (Reaches into a hidden side pocket in my fur, pull out all kind of things like a enchanted bedknob, a Nimbus 2000 broomstick, a parrot-head umbrella, a pair of Ruby slippers...) "Ah, here it is..." (Flips open something that looks a flat celluar phone; back in the gameroom where the Mad Hatter has just arrived back, the speakers are blurting out my voice...) "Just much I hate to admit it, The Mad Hatter is right! The Wolf from 'Peter and the Wolf' was the only one that wasn't shown with a musical instrument playing his theme! BUT do the Mad Hatter know what is that musical instrument for the Wolf is? CuriosWolfSo signing out" (Closes and re-opens the flat metal in my paw) "I hope that will stall him until I get back...Hello, Mr. Scottie Dog? Just beam me up and make it fast!" (Humming noises, I'm breaking up to tiny atoms and then disappeared)
Originally Posted By TheMadHatter After receiving a responce from Wolf (he had a communicator? who knew?), again whips out his pocket interociter (which BTW, interfaces nicely with the view screen of the Lupine Enterprise). He then responds to Wolf's inquiry. "Sorry Wolf, without having to pop the disc in, I have no clue." After which, the Mad Hatter goes back to enjoying his tea, and the warm company, in the back of the VW Microbus.
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo (turns to the pretty foxy lady who is the head of communications) "Vix, Please re-open all frequenencies to Planet Earth and make it an urgent massage for Mr. Mad Hatter!" Vix: "Aye, aye, Captain! Mr. Hatter, This is Communications officer Vix, Please reply, The Captain wishes to talk you..." (Turns to viewscreen which shows the gameroom which Mad Hatter is still drinking his tea, ignoring my calls) Vix: "Sorry, Captain, that queer lifeform is not answering back" "Don't worry, just turn up the volume and I'll take care of the rest" (Again reaching into my side pocket, pull out something shiny and huff-puffed very hard into it; meanwhile back on Earth, Hatter just pours more boiling hot in his tea cup while all of sudden, a very loud piercing sound come thru the speakers, causing everything to vibrate! The tea pot and the cup break, spilling the hot tea all over the Mad Hatter who scream and run around in circles) "I just knew that King Leonidas' Soccer whistle would came in handy someday. Remind me to thank that Lion the next time I see him." (Turns to viewscreen) "And for the answer to what musical instrument that Wolf had, just look up the original 'Peter and the Wolf' story and you forget that it was your turn because you were right about the Wolf being the only one not shown with the instrument playing his theme." (Turns to Vix, makes a shashing gesture across throat; viewscreen goes black) "Quick, head for Earth before Hatter recovers from his 'accident'! Wrap Speed 15! Let's Go!" (Starship wraps into space, leaving behind a flashing star into its place) *ping!*
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo (There is a flashing pattern of lights appearing in the middle of the gameroom which slowly formed into a shape of a wolf) "Oh, Lucy the Mad Hatter, I'm Home!" (looks around) "Looks like I made it back just in time" (While walking to take my place at the booth, I took off my space uniform and wipe red kiss-shaped pastes off my whole face then sat down in my seat. Noticed broken pieces of metal on the floor in a round rut in the carpet) "Well, I guess Hatter broke his fancy pocket interociter when he ran around and before he ran out to jump on that pool outside...I wonder what caused that teapot to break like that?" (Puts paws in praying pose, looks upwards with soulful eyes, a halo appears above my ears and does a little wicked laugh under my breath)
Originally Posted By TheMadHatter A little embarrassed, the Mad Hatter asks "Would somebody else like to take a turn (since nobody else has had a chance)?" "While I clean the hot tea out of my crotch!" ;-)
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo (Watchs the Mad Hatter walk away) "Aww..the poor guy don't wanna play anymore..." (Tries very hard to shush a laugh behind paws) "But he has a point (and I don't mean the ones on Hatter's head) that we both hadn't anyone else play so far so while Hatter is changing his clothes and it might be a while..." (Swirls a keychain full of keys around my claw) "..before he come back so...JThad? disneygirl77? The Redhead? basil fan?" (looks at the audience) "Doobie, Where are you?"
Originally Posted By lady_tramp Assuming Mad Hatter's question has not been answered.... What are "The Three Lives of Thomasina" and "The Gnome-Mobile"...
Originally Posted By lady_tramp oh, sorry, I saw Wolf did answer it... so is there a new question...?
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo (looks around again while a tumbleweed rolls by..) "Hm! I guess I could start a question and hopefully someone will answer..." "April, May, and June was related to this character"
Originally Posted By HarryPotter (Harry Potter comes swooping down on his Firebolt, lands in front of the Wolf, grins, and says) "Who is Daisy Duck, their Aunt??"
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo (Falls down from the sudden appearance of Harry, shakes head, gets back up and wipes dust off my fur) "Well, well, well, looky here, It's Mr. 'My big 5th book is coming out next week' Potter!" (Claps paws with the audience) "...and yes, you're right with that answer so it's your turn, Harry!" (leans over to Harry) "psst...can I look at your new book now, pretty please?" (wags tail)
Originally Posted By HarryPotter (Looks Wolf straight in the eye) "Sorry, that is top secret -- you'll have to wait until 6/21" "By the way, you're not a werewolf, are you? You now, I have a friend who can help cure that." "On with the subject, topic: rides and attraction; answer: these five rides appear at every currently-operating Disneyland/Magic Kingdom in the world."
Originally Posted By brotherdave What are Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor, Pirates of the Caribbean, It's a Small World, Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad & Peter Pan's Flight (for good measure)?
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Excuse me, Harry, before you answer brotherdave....did you just say 6/21???" "You mean I have to wait an extra week for your new 5th book??? Oh, nuts!" "By the way, no, I'm not a werewolf, I'm all wolf all time but when I'm around humans like walking at the theme parks, I change to a human so I won't scare the children so badly." "Even if I was a werewolf, I don't want to be cured because I'm not wicked and like being a wolf, an vegetarian one that is" "Ok, back to you, Harry!"
Originally Posted By HarryPotter Dave is, of course, correct. Wolf -- I see, you're actually a wereman, a wolf who becomes a man at certain times. I still think you may need to be cured of *something*, but I'm not exactly sure of what.
Originally Posted By brotherdave This Disney attraction uses chess pieces in it's ornamentation on it's facade.
