Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Trust me my 3rd son is nearly 12 and boys 9-11 are annoying!!
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Shhh don't say that I still have a 9 year old girl - I am not sure I will survive this if she is as bad as the 3 boys!!
Originally Posted By crazycroc I hate kids. I wish they weren't allowed in Disney. they should get those people from the spanish language tv show who dress up like children to do any pre-shows that involve children. However, since those Tortillas were good, I'm glad they were so annoying.
Originally Posted By sgttibs Don't blame Jimmy. He's just stressed, because Ben doesn't help around the house. :/
Originally Posted By WorldDisney LOL, this is the funniest thread I read in a long, long time. I just went through all the posts. CrazyCroc, nice shake down dude lol. Something all my friends from Compton back in the day would've done...of course most were too lazy to write anything, so they just went in a store and stole it. See, that's how you get a company's attention in the hood ;D.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA I was at EPCOT a few years back. Got queasy on Test Track. Complained. GM gave me a new car.
Originally Posted By crazycroc Was at DCA about two weeks ago. Jimmy still sucks. Free tortillas still good. Maybe, I should write them another letter asking them if they can remove Jimmy when I come to visit. Like a crazycroc overlay. He's so offensive to my corn-growing ancient Central American ancestors.
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 I am going to DCA in Dec and going to complain about the huge Mr. Potator Head in Midway Madness, maybe they will give him to me.
Originally Posted By crazycroc Good idea. But, you shouldn't have posted it, being that your trip isn't until Dec. I plan on going next week and complaining about the inflection in Mr. Potato Head's voice being offensive to Jews of Eastern-European ancestry. Unfortunately, you'll just look like you are copying me, as a December Johnny Come-Lately. I'm hoping for some Potato Latke.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Hey, the potato scares me. I'm suffering from emotional trama here. I need something big. Like AP's.
Originally Posted By crazycroc Here's the first part of my letter about Potato Head. Let me know what you think. Dear Disneyland Imagineers, I am writing to you to inform you of a recent disappointing experience I had regarding the Mr. Potato Head barker in the yet to be opened, "Midway Mania" ride. As a man having been raised in the culturally sensitive 1990's in middle America, I would like for your organization to re-think it's current plan to use Don Rickles as the voice for the Mr. Potato Head barker. I find the inflection in his voice to be reminiscent of those of Eastern European Judaic descent, and find it an unacceptable stereotype in this day and age. I implore you to reconsider your usage of this dangerous stereotype, and would like to offer a solution to your problem. More to come...What do you all think?
Originally Posted By alexbook Mr. Potato Head isn't nearly as offensive to Jews as Axe in "Beauty and the Beast 2: The Enchanted Christmas." That was annoying, offensive, and gratuitous (since it didn't make sense in the context of a French castle, anyway). Perhaps you could work something about him into your letter.
Originally Posted By crazycroc Okay Alex, I've just added a paragraph about Axe. Given Disney's past with "Axe", in Beauty and the Beast: Enchanted Christmas, I thought that your organization had finally learned it's lesson. But the Mr. Potato Head animatronic is equally, if not more so, offensive to today's modern Jews. I propose that Disney remove the Potato Head barker and replace it with a poster of Mr. Potato Head taped to the wall. That way we don't have to hear his offensive language and dialect. Please send me the Mr. Potato Head animatronic and all related recordings, so that I may destroy them in a bonfire. Or please send me a churro cart, stocked appropriately with churros and assorted goodies. I feel this is a small price to pay for Disney's insensitivity towards other cultures. ...Just a rough draft...I'll keep fine tuning.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove <<Free oatmeal. It's the right thing to do.>> LOL, Dabob2! Anybody every hear the Phil Hendrie show? I think crazycroc is his alter ego. If you're new to crazycroc, he is just trying to get your goat. Provoke. Put the stick into your virtual cage. So all of you folks who were up in arms about his protestations about Jimmy...relax, and enjoy. And watch the newbies fall into his whimsical world of craziness. He's the most harmless of faux trolls. Don't let his amphibian ways get under your mammalian skin. (he has a terrific sense of humor once you get used to him!)
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA Anyone else think these letters that crazycroc puts together are hilarious? I really do!! LOL!
