Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer and the winner is....gottaluv!!! How did you manage to beat xPPx? She's sneaky fast on the draw.
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka I was at a party last August where the host and hostess went to a lot of work to make us mojitos. Unbeknownst to the hostess, her mother-in-law had put pancake mix into the powdered sugar jar. Yum!
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Too funny!! I didn't really like them - I am interested in trying a b-52 (heard about these here on LP) I am going to venture out of Bacardi and to Capt Morgan -
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Just to be sure - no I don't have a problem - I just like the taste - and very seldom drink too much - and never tequila (okay if i have drank too much there is a chance I will drink tequila)
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka B-52s are good. Potent. Car Bombs are potent too. If you drink them fast enough they taste good. If you drink them too slowly, the Irish Cream curdles.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer The 2007 Darwin Awards The Winner 1.When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2.The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3.A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4.After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5.An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6.A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7.Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8.As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9.The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan, at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10.When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with your friends and family... unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long-lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.
Originally Posted By smedley I like B-52's.. Thanks Shiva for the thought of letting me have the dalmatians At least you care about my poorly tootsie.. Oh and Villains if you're looking at doing some rum venturing, might I suggest you try Mount Gay?? Did you try the spiced rum yet? I seem to recall you were going to purchase some.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Kamakazi's are bad for me - I was told they were tastey - they are - but I was at a bar with free drinks for a party - and 14 is too many...
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer I feel so left out with the drinking thing. About the only thing I ever try is an occasional Piña Colada or a strawberry dakari. I'm such a wimp...
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Not yet - I don't like to have too many bottles open - my teens really aren't interested - but I still like to keep an eye on things!!
Originally Posted By smedley <Doesn't drink Tequila, apart from the occasional margarita, Tequila and me aren't friends lol!
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Ewweee don't like coconut!! Daquiris are taste though! Like the mudslides and orange dreams too (premade TGIFriday drinks - just add ice)
Originally Posted By smedley << feel so left out with the drinking thing. About the only thing I ever try is an occasional Piña Colada or a strawberry dakari. I'm such a wimp...>> Nah don't feel that way Shiva, we all love ya anyway. My friend hardly drinks at all, she just can't take it, 2 dakari's and she's anyones lol, so for the most part she stays sober, unless she's out with us and will have the odd one because she knows we will take care of her if the worst should happen after one drink lol!
