Originally Posted By DAR A lot of men look like Kenny, <a href="http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/" target="_blank">http://www.menwholooklikekenny rogers.com/</a>
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Know a man who could be "Hot Tub Kenny" or "Kenny of the Year"? <a href="http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/tshirt.html" target="_blank">http://www.menwholooklikekenny rogers.com/tshirt.html</a> Great li'l stocking stuffers!
Originally Posted By wonderingalice *LOL* wahooskipper... Great minds, eh...? Good lines deserve repeating. TDG! I found that site yesterday while doing a search for more on the poor man's freak show face... TOO funny!!
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>LOL, I can't help it I love Dolly. She cracks me up.<< Two of my favorite Dolly comments about her looks: She busted out of her dress at an awards show, forcing her to tie a shawl around her shoulders. As she stepped up to the mic she quipped, "This is what you get when you put ten pounds of mud in a five pound sack..." She has also described herself as the girl next door, "If you live next door to an amusement park!"
Originally Posted By DlandDug Back on topic (mocking poor Kenny Rogers), submitted for your approval: <a href="http://www.wqyk.com/images/kenny_rogers_001.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.wqyk.com/images/ken ny_rogers_001.jpg</a>
Originally Posted By Dabob2 He now looks like a wax figure of the sort that, if you saw it in a wax museum, you'd say "Kenny Rogers? Well, I guess so... but they didn't do a real good job on this one..." My favorite Dolly line: years ago when asked (by Johnny Carson, I think) if "they" were real, she replied, "Well, I ain't sayin'. But I'll tell you this. If they weren't real, I'd be the kind of person who'd go out and get 'em." Wonderfully ambiguous.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Some of my fav Dolly-isms; I modeled my looks on the town tramp. My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done! You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Originally Posted By wonderingalice *LMAO* All the Dolly-isms!! And Doug... That photo is SOOOOO bad!! Poor ol' Kenny!
Originally Posted By Ursula I also heard he had hair implants, and that they cost in the $25k range each time he has them added or touched up or whatever they do. I'd love to ask God what he would look like now with no work done.
Originally Posted By mele I thought I heard that part of Kenny's beard was right behind his ears after he had a dramatic face lift. LOL I love the title of this thread. Not just "Kenny Rogers" but "Kenny Rogers' Face". It just cracks me up.
Originally Posted By imadisneygal One more Dolly-ism's...she's so cute! "I don't really mind all of the dumb blonde jokes out there. Because I know that I'm not dumb. And I also know that I'm not blonde!"
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy "Oh honey believe me when you're as big up top as I am, you're always 'plural'!" My first try at a Dollyism. lol ;-)
Originally Posted By BlueDevilSF I think Kenny had the same surgeon as Clint Eastwood, but Clint got the better job. (Not that that's saying much; his work is pretty obvious and looks so unnatural.)
