Originally Posted By barboy ///humor/// And as someone who appreciates humor you should know that truth/reality is the underlying feature, many times, in jokes---- that embedded "truth" is what gives many jokes meaning and credence, right? ///you'd think with a name like "barboy" he wouldn't get so serious about a lap dance joke/// Hey I'm all for a lap dance providing the one shaking her ass and jugs is: a biologically born female not dressed in leather not receiving any compensation for doing it(no money,food,drugs,jewelry etc.) 25 or older(sorry, no grandmas either) not married to a guy the size of Hulk Hogan attracted to me romantically clean and decent looking
Originally Posted By wahooskipper Ok...it is apparent to me that humor is an endangered species. I promise to keep my posts boring and predictable so that I don't disturb and sensitivities.
Originally Posted By barboy ///a common fantasy of a lot of straight guys is this "lesbian fantasy" - in which they can watch these two girls make out for a while... but then when a MAN (i.e. themselves) enters the picture, they suddenly both decide that they want him instead/// Aside from painting faces red and blue and going shirtless at a NY Giants game and then being in a bad mood after "their" team's loss(or a good mood after a win), cherishing the Corvette or IRoc Z, playing video games instead of making love to their girl, thinking Dane Cook is the funniest one on stage, walking around with a sports jersey as if they part of the Raptor/Mighty Duck/Dolphin/Royal roster, frequenting places like Hooters for some PG-13 after softball game fun or strip clubs and giving money to dancers....... the tired lesbian fantasy serves as more compelling evidence that too many USA men are in a perpetual state of evolutionary decline.
Originally Posted By barboy LOL!!! a leather wearing tranny granny looking for fun just might be might worst nightmare..... ....I'd rather be strapped on a Small World boat with the sound turned all the way up, alone, and circle the ride for 18 hrs. straight.
