Originally Posted By newwavenick 2071 March 3, 2071 Coca-Cola Achieves Consciousness, Declares Independence ATLANTA, GA--To the astonishment of the world's artificial-intelligence experts and researchers, a common soft drink has met all of the standards of intelligence that the most complex computer systems have yet to achieve. At a press conference earlier this week Coke announced, in homage to its corporate parent, "I am Coca-Cola, and I'd like to teach the world to think." the rest of this funky Article here <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6amszs" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/6amszs</a> gotta luv google